Disclaimer!

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WARNING: This book will contain the following: Sexual mentions and actions, Mature words, bad/rushed writing, and stupid references that you(aka the reader) probably won't understand or recognize.

So the game Ark: Survival Evolved (Made by: Wildcard Studios) is an amazing yet terrifying game filled with Dinosaurs and Prehistoric creatures! I loved the way the game is and decided to recreate my experience and make it into a book!

My favorite thing in ark is when you tame something and you name it and get very very attached, which means that yes there will be Dinosaurs and prehistoric children/creatures with very stupid names but I don't give a shit, I want to name my Rex Nibbles >:( 

Anyways yes this book is basically a joke but I hope you enjoy it!

OH WAIT, THATS RIGHT! You can respawn in ark but your tames can't 

SO IF YOU GET ATTACHED TO A DINOSAUR IN THIS BOOK PLEASE DON'T GO APE SHIT ON ME I PROMISE I ONLY MAKE THE DEATHS IN THIS BOOK FOR PLOT THE ACUAL TAMES IRL ARE SAFE AND STILL ALIVE!!!!!

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