AS 34 PLOT REAL???? 😳😳
If you can't tell already this is a joke
Warnings: just pure stupidity (i am not joking you will lose braincells just by reading this)
Pluto and Ceres were just hanging out at the park like normal besties. Except Pluto was in love with Ceres and was going to propose to her that evening. Pluto, being the shy bean, was very nervous because he didn't know if she was going to say yes.
But little did he know Ceres was also in love with him. It was insanely obvious by now but Pluto is denser than a rock so he had no clue (#SMH 😒).
*timeskip to evening*
Pluto had brought Ceres to a very romantic restaurant to propose to her. He also dragged Eris along for like emotional support or something. As they were ordering their food, Ceres asked why they were going to a restaurant on a supposedly normal day.
"Ummm, b-because i felt like it?"
"Wait.. are you confessing to me?"
"What- no! I didn't murder anyone!"
"... that's not what I meant."
When Ceres went to go to the restroom, Eris finally spoke up.
"So... when are you going to propose to her?"
"Oh um, I haven't thought of that yet. Maybe before dessert?"
"I can tell you're really nervous."
"Obviously! What if she says no?"
Eris was appalled at the fact the Pluto was so dense, that he literally did not notice all the hints that Ceres gave that she liked him too. "Oh my god, how come you haven't realized by now?"
"Realize what?"
"Nevermind."
Anyways another time skip. Pluto was just about to propose to Ceres, which was very nerve wracking for him. He sighed.
"Ceres, I need to ask you something very important..."
"You're finally proposing? About time!"
"Wait wha-"
Eris interrupted. "Yeah, so uh you dropped the ring like five times during dinner. Ceres noticed, and she even picked up the ring once. Also, she had feelings for you this WHOLE ENTIRE TIME and you DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE."
Pluto wished he had a gun so he could shoot himself in the foot and have an excuse to leave.
He then got down on one knee and finally proposed.
"Ceres, you are my best friend and the love of my life. Ever since our demotion in 2006, I've felt a closer relationship with you. I am in love with you. And I feel the need to stay with you forever. So Ceres, will you make me the happiest man alive?"
"Oh my god, YES!"
Even though Ceres knew that Pluto was going to propose, it was still heartwarming and stuff.
They also got free desert which was epic
Anyways the wedding was going to be in a few weeks and all the dwarf planets and dwarf planet candidates were invited
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If this gets to 69 reads I will make a part 2 where the actual wedding starts 😈
Stay yass,
Amber
