remember how I made incorrect quotes with as6 characters yea we're doing that again
Deedee: Hey, Haumea you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Haumea: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Deedee: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Makemake: That is the worst response to that question.
Varuna: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...
Deedee: Hey, what's up with Varuna?
Varuna: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty... their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew... this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they've wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Haumea: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
Makemake, to Varuna: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
Varuna: SHUT THE HELL UP, MAKEMAKE! I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
Makemake: I'm not doing to well.
Haumea: What's wrong?
Makemake: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Deedee enters the room*
Makemake: There it is again.
Haumea: Is he stupid?
Makemake: Yes, but he prefers to be called Deedee.
Makemake: Haumea won't come out of her room!
Deedee: Just tell her I said something.
Makemake: Like what?
Deedee: Anything factually incorrect.
Makemake, shrugging: If you say so.
Haumea, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Makemake: You're smiling. What happened?
Haumea: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Varuna: Deedee tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Deedee: Good night.
Makemake: Sleep tight.
Varuna: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Haumea: Great, now Makemake's crying.
*Haumea is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*
Haumea, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Deedee, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!
Haumea: And Varuna didn't stop you?!
Deedee, pointing at a sleeping Varuna: They've been asleep for the past three hours.
Makemake, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-
Makemake, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!
Haumea, pointing at Deedee: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.
Makemake: Come on! That's the 5th time this week and it's 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!
Varuna, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?
Varuna, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! DEEDEE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
Deedee: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!
Haumea and Makemake, in unison: But you broke the-
Deedee: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*
Deedee: Where is Varuna?
Haumea: I'll do you one better, who is Varuna??
Makemake: Here's a better question, why is Varuna?
Makemake, passing their phone to Deedee: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I'd choose the organs.
Deedee, passing the phone back to Makemake: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!
Deedee: I think we should kiss.
Makemake: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.
