I don't want much in life.I have a wife,two children,a mansion, two cars,live in new york and have friends! Was I lying? Yes. But lets be honest, who the fuck would even have all that and who has the time for all that? Imagine not being in a relationship since highschool! Pfft!! Couldnt be me!...God I'm pathetic. I'm John Mattsen. I'm 27, work at a pizza place and am an alcoholic who lives with his mother in Fresno the city in california. My father? Left us for another woman when I was nine years old and that's how I got my 2 step siblings Chelsea and Roxane. Who the fuck would name their child Chelsea? Sounds like a sea..Im sorry for you if ur parents named you chalsea...honestly.I don't hear much from my dad but I do talk with my step sisters and step mother Evelyn sometimes.
I bet your life isn't better tho.
But if I'm gonna be honest I do kind of want to change my life to the guy I described I was.
And I'vebeen thinking about doing that for a while now just..something is stoping me.
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how to get a wife (and a life)
ActionJohn Mattsen the 27 year old alcoholic who lives with his mother and works at a pizza restaurant is sick of his sad,boring life so he makes a challenge for himself."Mission get a wife (and a life)" in new york.But is he gonna complete the mission?
