I woke up this morning and went for my morning pee. After I peed, I went to grab some toilet paper and the roll was empty. So I got up and went to the closet where it was normally kept...none there. I showered to clean up the drips and figured I would go and get some toilet paper later. Unfortunately, I got sidetracked and had to wait at my apartment all day for a delivery so I didn't get to go.
I intentionally tried not to drink water so I wouldn't have to pee, but my kidneys were filtering something. The urge was manageable but I needed water. I succumbed to my thirst and also apparently ate some high-water foods. I realized I had to pee sometime, but I still had to wait for my package. So I ordered some toilet paper off of Instacart and prayed for the sake of my bladder that it would get here quickly.
It had been 8 or 9 hours since the first pee, and by this point, my legs were shaking and I was hopping around my apartment. My bladder was rock hard and I had to grab my crotch to keep any spurts from spurting. I know that pee pee was kicking to get out and I didn't think I was going to make it to the toilet. I finally saw my delivery pull up. Once I retrieved it and ran upstairs, I ripped the package open, pulled out a roll, ran to the bathroom, hopped around while getting my pants off, sat down, and finally let her go!!
That pee was the most cathartic urination I can remember. I was sighing and moaning for even a few minutes after I had released all the liquid. It felt amazing!!! I am not one of those people who likes to hold her pee so you can imagine how good the release felt. I'm not even sure how to describe the stream, but I know my pee pee was happy to be free and I was happy to give it that freedom it was calling out for.
That's all for today. Until then, keep peeing!
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