Dallas's Wild Adventure

Chapter 12: The freak is wakfu?

(3rd Person) We meet the duo flying across time space and the multiverse. Not knowing where they were gonna end up next. But for Dallas it might seem VERY familiar. (In this wakfu reality percedal is dead-dead. But it's still in the future. (He died after getting bit by the dragon because of blood loss and lack of god powers. (Also Flopon is'17 and Elely are 15).

(Dallas Pov) Bro it was getting so boring flying through here I almost just tried to cancel the ride. It has been about 89 years in this worm hole that we've been traveling through (don't ask). I was bored out of my mind but it was nothing compared to Dylan.

"OH MY GOSH!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M TURNING THIS THING AROUND!!!!" he told me. "Wait what do you mea-" but before I could finish he grabbed the keyboard and started mashing it. "STOP YOU DUMBA*S! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US LAUNCH INTO ANOTHER VOID?! YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING!". 

We then fought over the keyboard. But in the end Dylan got the keyboard mashed it again and set it as coordinates. "HAHA!" "I don't know what you thought you were gonna get out of that." I made a point to him. His smirk then faded away when he realized that his boredom wouldn't end by doing that.

"Well crap." he said with a deadpanned face. I just rolled my eyes and went over to the keyboard. When I looked at the projected screen up close I saw that it said something along the lines of wack-foo?

Just I read it everything sped up and we knew we were getting to our destination. "WELP HERE WE GOOOOOOO-". And just like that we were teleported.

"AAAAAAAAAA-" we were screaming while falling out the sky. But I had learned from our past mistakes and stopped myself mid way by flying and then levitating. I landed on the ground gracefully though Dylan sure didn't. He fell face first to the ground.

Speaking of the ground it was awfully weird, weirder than all the other "sudden landings" we've had to experience. It was white and fluffy yet hard and rough. It seemed to be very deep.

"Looks like someone had a fall." I said smugly. "Shut up you douche." he said back. Smirked but then noticed something in the distance. It was a HUGE trunk-house looking structure.

"Ayo what the freak is that?" we both said. "What in the name of God's holy MULTIVERSE is that?!?" "Eh not the weirdest thing we've seen." I said. "Yea true.".

 But then all of a sudden one of the doors swung upon swiftly. "Uhhhh" we both said while looking at each other. Just as it swung wide open two elf looking kids walked out. "I don't know WHY you felt the need to kick down mother's door. The tall male one said.

"Why would you ask? For a sick exit you dummy >: )". responded a orange haired female. He just rolled his eye's and went over to a spot in the snow with a bunch of training dummy's and equipment. "Yeah well if your gonna try to make a "sick exit" at least try not to break the door dow-"

He then noticed me and stopped completely. "L-l-l-oo-look". "What?" she said while also turning around. Once she saw me they were both doing the same thing. "D-d-d-dad?" they said.

I looked to Dylan and he glanced at me with the same look of confusion. I didn't know what a dad was so this is how I responded. And boy looking at it now I sure regret it. "Hey there how's it going? My name's Da-" but before I could respond they jumped up high then tackled me to the ground in a hug. "DAD!! OMGOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT YOUR ALIVE! BUT I GUESS THAT SINCE NEVER SAW YOU AFTER THE BATTLE YOU MUST HAVE MADE YOUR BACK TO THE WORLD OF TWELVE TO COME FIND US!!!!" the girl yelled in excitement.

"Uh what?" Dylan said. "Flopon go tell mother about this she'll be ecstatic!". The boy assumed to be named Flopon nodded and rushed back over to the house.

"Uhm yeah hello if you could KINDLY get off me that'd be real swell." I said a little pissed off. "OH! heh sorry pop. We were just so excited to see you again. "Yeah well if your so excited to see me for some reason could you get off please. "Yeah sorry" she said while rubbing the back of her head.

"Also why do you keep calling me da-" then all of a sudden I hear a women screaming something. "You were right Flopon! DALLY!!!!". "Oh come IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU?! WASTING THESE PEOPLES TIME AND MINE JUST FOR A HALF DECENT SETUUUUPPPP- OOOOFF"