Bloodletting- Ask your mom kids. This is what they did in the olden days if you were sick. They took the 'bad blood' out of the person. You can imagine what they did...
Bomb- You get the jist of it. Explosives dropped onto people. (Usually innocent)
"Borrow"- This one is quite a story to tell. It's an inside joke from my younger ages. Skip ahead if you don't want to hear this story. So our teacher was a fun, quirky guy. When he was teaching us math, and we were reviewing subtraction. If some of my old classmates are out there and reading this, I am sorry if I get some of the details wrong. Anyways, he was like, 'So here we have the ones place, and the tens place. They're next door neighbors. Some guy takes away the one's place's roof, and his sugar. So the one's place goes over to the ten's place like, can I *starts up chainsaw* 'borrow' a cup of sugar? So the ten's place gives him a cup of sugarCan I *starts up chainsaw again* borrow your roof? But the ten's place doesn't have a roof. So he goes over to the hundred's place and is like, can I *follows suit with the chainsaw* borrow your roof? So the hundred's place hands him his roof, who splits the roof with the one's place. The end." So just imagine that, but with people.
Break- you know how to snap a pencil in half, right? Yeah, that, but people. Or emotionally!
Butchering- think of cows and what people do to cows to get them to hamburgers, and just imagine that, but with people.
Burn at the Stake- Tied to a pole and burnt. Want to know more? Visit the Salem Witch Trials at your local google search!
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ABC's of how to kill someone!
HumorI was bored during lunch, so me and my friends came up with a list of ways that you can kill someone, and here it is! (Don't hate me for doing this plz)
