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by m0mmyMiLkers_

by m0mmyMiLkers_

This chapter will be just some cute and funny texting scenarios ❤️

Jack-
Jack- "..hey Y/N can you explain all these papers on the floor-? What's a doodle cat-?"
Y/n-"...father- join the doodle cat cult-"
Jack-"..pardon-?🥲"
Y/n-"...join doodle cats cult- join it now-"
Jack-"....what-🥲"
Y/n-"..there will be baked goods-"
Jack-"...you son of a bitch- I'm in-"

Pewdiepie-
Pewds- "...I still can't believe you convinced me, your male father- to go get your tampons"
Pewds-"I don't know if you noticed but I don't use these-"
Pewds-"..y/n answer me I need to know if you want orange or lime flavored-"
Y/n-"...excuse me-?😭"
Pewds- "THERES A LIME ON THE BOX-"
Pewds-"..THE HAVE LEMON- WHY DO YOU NEED FLAVOR VARIETY—"
Y/n-"...I should've just skipped school and went myself-😭"
Pewds-"...stay in school weird women who for some reason needs tampon fruit flavor variety-😡"

Mark-
Mark-"what do you want for dinner-?"
Y/n- "..I wish to devour the unborn, with a soft cake crepe mattress stacked onto one another, all smothered in tree's blood and stolen churned food from a hungry calf, preferably with thinly sliced meat, and more stolen calf food in a big glass, sweetened with a cocoa beans murder scene."
Mark- "...that was the most dramatic way I was told someone wanted eggs, pancakes with butter and syrup, served with bacon- and choccy milk to drink-🥲"
Me- "..hey you got it right-😭"

HEY I PROMISE IM NOT DEAD, JUST STRESSED, FAILING SCHOOL AND HAVE A DRAMA FILLED LIFE—

ANY WAY WOULD ANYONE READ A MAFIA STORY-? OR—
THANKS FOR READING LOVES I HOPE YOUR ALL DOING WELL!!❤️