Harry Potter One-Shots

The End Of The World

Full Title: The End Of The World (As Muggles Know It)

BREAKING NEWS: Almost the entirety of Spain's population was found dead this morning, but investigations still don't know why. From what has been found, it seems that everyone all at heart attacks at the same moment regardless of age and medical history.

BREAKING NEWS: Investigators have found that homes that are missing dead inhabitants seem to have actually been hastily packed and abandoned. The people on the case believe that the fleeing families hadn't caused the mass death but had ran in terror instead upon discovering the situation.

BREAKING NEWS: Man believed to be the reason for Spain's mass death spotted on the border of Germany placing glowing stones five feet apart on the general map line of the German border. Investigators highly suggest leaving Germany immediately.

BREAKING NEWS: General identity of the man that seems to have cost the lives of every citizen of Germany and Spain has been recorded. Do not go near a man wearing a pitch black trench coat and combat boots, who has unruly black hair and bright green eyes. Camera footage shows that the eyes glowed but Investigators say it was either an eye modification or a trick of the light. In the footage, the man had looked directly at the camera with a lopsided grin and saluted like an American military soldier. Questions are already going out to America to find out if this man is theirs while we still try to catch him.

BREAKING NEWS: Italy has been struck by the Green Eyed Ghost. Investigators are still hunting him down.

BREAKING NEWS: The entirety of Russia has been struck. How such a large country could possibly be taken down like that remains a mystery that Investigators are trying very hard to solve. The Green Eyed Ghost will be stopped.

BREAKING NEWS: We've gotten reports from our correspondence in Asian countries that the Green Eyed Ghost has been spotted near India. If you are there and are listening in, evacuate immediately.

BREAKING NEWS: There have been two strikes this week. Both India and Portugal have been struck. Investigators are still hunting the Ghost.

BREAKING NEWS: A massive and completely sudden influx of foreigners and foreign children has been spotted in Great Britain. Investigators have flocked there immediately to find out what's going on.

BREAKING NEWS: Every foreigner has completely legal documents allowing them to be there. Investigators are baffled, as these are all survivors of the mass deaths. How they got there is still being investigated.

BREAKING NEWS: World Ender or savior of peoples subjected to prejudice? These prejudices were often extreme enough for violence and abuse in many cases of children 6 through 17, all of whom sung the praises of the Ghost for saving them. These children were all found in either new loving homes or in a suspiciously recently built orphanage called "The Jade Serpent's Home."

BREAKING NEWS: The majority of the European countries have been wiped from the map, leaving empty spaces of once was. No corpses or other remnants have been found at previous culled countries. Investigators worried that they've lost valuable information.

BREAKING NEWS: The Eurasian continent has been mostly wiped of living peoples. Great Britain, Ireland, Scotland, and Sweden are all that remain.

BREAKING NEWS: The United States are gone. The entirety of the massive country was wiped clean by day break. The end is near. But the influx of people that had originally been appearing in Great Britain seem to have been easily and quickly relocated to the middle of the previously known European continent. Satellite show that the buildings in the previous area have been completely removed in a perfectly clean circular cut of 625 km being it's radius.

BREAKING NEWS: North America is gone and Brazil had been wiped just yesterday. Investigators still have no clue why us last four European countries remain. Africa and Australia are all that are left before we are sure the Ghost will come back for us.

BREAKING NEWS: Africa is gone having just followed South America. I would make a depressing joke but even if it's the end of the world, I'd still get fired for it.

BREAKING NEWS: Australia and Sweden are gone.

Breaking News: I can't shout that anymore. Scotland and Ireland are gone now. We're all that's left. Just us British folk on a tiny little island.

Breaking News: The Ghost is standing next to me with a message for the entirety of Britain before we're wiped. He stormed the news station. They're all dead and he says he likes me. I... I'm not okay.

Sorry Jake. Your buddies would have gotten in the way. And I do like you! I've been listening to every News report you've done on me. Gotta say you're pretty bloody brilliant. Plus, you're the only one here with different blood. My kind would call you a squib. I'd just call you a poor soul who didn't have enough magic around to unlock his own. I'll fix that later.

I-I'm sorry, sir, but, um, magic?

Oh! Yes, my message for the country. Hello everyone! You may or may not know me, depending on if you were squib born or otherwise, but my name was Harry Potter. Was as the key word. I renounced that name as soon as my kind learned that I'd be culling the world of Muggles. Non-magical people. They didn't like that idea very much. Well, I removed anyone stopping me, which sort of sucked because I liked some of them. Well, they're not gone but they can't talk anymore. Not as humans, at least. Hermione makes a very cute Otter but I'd love to have my sister back soon. Oh! Wait! Back on topic. Hello entirety of Britain! You're all going to die! :D When the sun lights up the first ward stone, the rest in the chain will light up and all of you will die. Anyone that of course is not muggle will be portkeyed straight to Magika. A cliché name but I'm working on it. ... I think that was everything. All I really wanted to say was that everyone was going to die. Anyway! Come along, Jake! Let's get magic back in your veins.

W-what? Wait! Hey! Please let me go!

Cra-ackle. Cut!

B-BREAKING NEWS: M-Magica is officially the last place on G-Gaia! Emperor Peverell is v-very happy to announce that everyone is f-free to disperse back onto the r-restored continents. He'd like to r-remind everyone that Mother Gaia and Magic herself are very happy when we take care of them and return our m-magic every holiday ritual.

Good job, Jake!

Th-thank you sir. I, uh, really would like to take you up on that box of donuts.

Fantastic! I've got so many flavors! There's glazed, and- Click.