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4. It's Late

DEAN-O: Cas, you awake?

CAS: Why are you awake at 4:30 in the morning?

DEAN-O: Why are you?

CAS: Reasons ;)

DEAN-O: You took Meg home, didn't you!

CAS: I never fuck and tell.

DEAN-O: Are you drunk?

CAS: Would it matter?

DEAN-O: No. But are you?

CAS: Nope. 100 % sober.

CAS: Unless you count love-drunk.

CAS: In which case, I'm very drunk.

DEAN-O: You're not in love.

CAS: Says who?

DEAN-O: Says me.

CAS: And for some reason you're assuming you have the authority to say whether I'm in love or not?

DEAN-O: You're not.

CAS: You don't get to decide that.

DEAN-O: You might be sex-drunk, but love-drunk, you are not.

DEAN-O: Because that would require love.

CAS: And you don't think I love my own girlfriend?

DEAN-O: You're not even dating her!

CAS: Yeah, I am, actually.

DEAN-O: What?

CAS: Yeah, I asked her to be my girlfriend.

DEAN-O: Before or after she sucked you off.

CAS: If you're gonna be a dick, I'm gonna go to sleep.

DEAN-O: Sorry.

DEAN-O: Sorry.

DEAN-O: Did you like Lisa?

CAS: What?

DEAN-O: Like, she doesn't bother you? Or make you uncomfortable? Or like, give you bad vibes or something?

CAS: Bad vibes?

CAS: Are you drunk?

DEAN-O: No, I'm sober.

DEAN-O: So, did you like her?

CAS: I literally said one word to her the entire night, Dean.

CAS: But she seemed nice enough.

CAS: She's quite pretty.

DEAN-O: Yeah.

DEAN-O: Well, I'm glad you approved, because she agreed to "tentatively" date me.

CAS: Tenatively?

DEAN-O: Her words, not mine.

CAS: Interesting.

DEAN-O: Why?

CAS: Huh?

DEAN-O: Why is it interesting?

CAS: Because you don't seem like a "tentatively" kind of guy.

DEAN-O: What does that even mean?

CAS: Nothing. Lisa's great. Y'all are great together.

DEAN-O: You're leaving something out.

DEAN-O: If you have something to say, say it, Cas.

DEAN-O: Don't start this again.

CAS: I'm not starting anything, Dean.

DEAN-O: Yes, you are.

DEAN-O: It's the same thing you did when I dated Cassie four years ago. You started shutting me out.

DEAN-O: So, if you've got something to say, let me hear it.

DEAN-O: I'm a big boy, I can handle it.