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9. Casual

CS: What do you get for a girl on your first date?

DEAN: It depends on the girl.

DEAN: Depends on what she likes.

CAS: Real helpful.

CAS: I'm serious, Dean. I need help.

DEAN: Okay. . .

DEAN: Where are you taking her?

CAS: Baton Rouge.

DEAN: YOU'RE TAKING HER TO LOUISIANA?!

CAS: No, Dean. Baton Rouge is the new Creole restaurant.

DEAN: Oh.

DEAN: Flowers.

CAS: That's it?

DEAN: It's only the first date, right? You can't buy her a ring or something. Jesus.

CAS: Are you sure that's enough?

DEAN: Positive. Just treat her right.

CAS: I wish I was as good at this as you are.

DEAN: Whatever, Cas. I just pretend to be better at things than I actually am. I get turned down all the time.

CAS: No you don't. But thanks for trying to make me feel better.

DEAN: Anytime, babe.

DEAN: Bro.

DEAN: Fucking autocorrect.

DEAN: My bad.

DEAN: Sorry.

CAS: [delayed] No worries, Dean.

***

CASTIELLA: CODE RED.

CHAR: WHAT DID HE DO?!

CASTIELLA: He called me "babe."

CASTIELLA: But then he blamed it on autocorrect.

CASTIELLA: But when has autocorrect ever changed 'bro' to 'babe?'

CHAR: Okay, chill.

CHAR: So, you think it was a purposeful accident?

CASTIELLA: There's no such thing.

CHAR: You know what I meant.

CASTIELLA: IDK. Maybe?

CHAR: Ask him about it.

CASTIELLA: No fucking way.

CHAR: Castiel. If you never talk about your crush, you'll never get any results.

CASTIELLA: I don't have a crush on him, Charlie.

CHAR: Sure you don't. And I like boys.

CASTIELLA: Whatever.

CASTIELLA: Don't say anything to him about it.

CHAR: Cross my heart.

CASTIELLA: I was under the impression you didn't have one.

CHAR: They say first impressions are the truest impressions.

CASTIELLA: Bye.