Chive x FEM reader

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by paint_bomb12

by paint_bomb12

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"Now remember D/N, No phones!" I Warned which I got a groan in response.

"Come on Mom! Ugh" D/N groaned, chive laughed at his daughters whining.

"Maybe you'll get on with Dee and Heavy" Chive suggested.

"One, No way and two, who calls their kid Dee and Heavy?" She asked with attitude.

"How bout I go and change your name to rose, how bout that?" I asked in which she kept quiet "thought so" I huffed keeping my eyes on the road.

"Why can't she be quiet like you, little bud?" Chive asked his "12" year old Son.

"He's 12, he's not little" D/N pointed out.

"Unlike you, I let dad call me whatever even if it's little or big" S/N pointed his tounge at his older sister.

"Whatever" D/N scoft.

"I thought the first one was supposed to be a blessing" I mumbled.

At Glam and Vikki's

"So nice to see you, Y/N" Vikki smiled hugging the shorter woman.

"Heya Vik" I smiled.

"I see S/N but we're is D/N?" She asked looking around.

"D/N come grab your phone" it told her and she came running in through the front door "there she is" I smiled.

Funny things that happened while they were at glam and Vikki's.

At the dinner table.

"So what school does D/N and S/N go to?" Glam asked smiling.

"No school that's near here, that's for sure" D/N huffed and I flicked her in the back of the head.

"Ow" D/N hollered.

With Dee, heavy, S/N and D/N.

"So, your chives kid? You don't seem like a hippie" heavy asked and Dee rolled his eyes.

"Well you do, are you sure me and you didn't get swapped at birth?" D/N asked, then layed her eyes back on her phone.

"Harsh" heavy grumbled.

With S/N.

"Please dad" S/N gave chive the puppy eyes.

"Fine, how is it so hard to get mad at you?" Chive asked.

"I know cuz I'm just like..amazing" S/N Smirked.

"How do I leave a family?" I asked Vikki.

"Hey if you find a way on Google, text me" Viki asked and I nodded.