My Little Psychopath♡

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"Puh, today was a long day. Actually, everyday is a long day. Oke oke. So. First, I'm gonna take a nice bath, then I'm gonna eat some blueberries with Jogurt.. and after that.. hmm.. what will I do after that.."

You thought to yourself, while walking around the room.

*knock* *knock*

You hear a knock on the door and ask yourself who it could be. You go to the door and open it. But nothing. There was no-one there. You looked around outside, but still nothing. Not even one human soul. You close the door, going away from it. When all of a sudden you saw black and fainted.

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"Ahh, yes. Germany. I've never been here. So it's my first time here. It looks.. quite pretty if I have to say so myself. The train station here in Frankfurt doesn't look that good. Hmm.. now.. where-"

He couldn't finish his sentence, when all of a sudden random homeless people and teenagers started throwing sunflower seeds at him. He raised an eyebrow at them and was questioning himself what's wrong with them. He wasn't in the 'choking people to death' mood. So he just let them keep throwing sunflower seeds at him. Girls were looking at him and talking amongst each other. He didn't bother, since he was used to it.

"If I'm honest, some girls here wear way too much make up.. it's alright if no-one notices it. But this? This just looks horrible."

He just sighs as he continues walking. When suddenly an group of teenagers approach him.

"Heeey~ bist du Single? Wenn ja, krieg ich Nummer? Du siehst voll gut aus." (Translation: heeey~ are you single? If yes, can I get your number? You look good.)

The girl looked at him and slowly got closer. Her friend group behind her and praying for her. He just raised his eyebrow and didn't know what to say since he didn't speak this language. Only a bit.

"Umm.. hallo? Isch.. umm.. wo.. gehn.. isch?"

She continued blinking at him. And he blinked at her.

"Ohh.. scheiße.. ich sollte doch im Englisch Unterricht nächstes mal besser aufpassen.. emm.. I.. number.. you..?"

"Oh, you want my number? I'm sorry, but I don't have time for whatever you want. I'm here for business and not anything else."

"What? Umm.. no.. understand..?"

"*sigh* I. No. Give. You. Number."

She finally understood what he meant and became really rude to him. She said some random words that he didn't know.

"Weißt du was? Du bist doch nicht so schon. Wieso auch immer du hier bist, fick dich. Du bist so ein vixer ey. Hab kein Bock mehr. Ich hoffe du gehst in der Hölle verrecken du kleiner hurensohn." (Translation: you know what? You really aren't that beautiful. For whatever reason you're here, fuck you. I hope you go rot in hell you little son of a bitch.)

After that, she walked away completely annoyed and blabbered some random shit with her friends. He didn't care. I mean, why should he?

He is the Gojo Satoru.
(The one who has a big ego and is extremely confident in himself. And not to mention my husband)

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Ermmm.... soo.... yeah.... I'm not dead. Wooohhh. I'm still alive. Just no motivation, nor ideas. Summer holidays started some weeks ago. So I should be able to update quicker. I apologise that it took too long. I hope it's not too bad- but yeah. It's not been the best these past months. But it'll get better.

And if you think about it, it's almost 2024. Crazy how fast time goes.

Anyways

Have a good night/day!

Love you all <3

(And Gojo too ofc. I'm married to him. Duh.)