My Little Psychopath♡

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You were walking next to itadori, talking with him about something funny.

"Good morning Yuji. Hope you slept well. Oh, who is that beautiful young lady next to you if I may ask?"

You looked at the blond haired man that looked like an extremely serious business man who had glasses on that looked like they've been glued onto his face with some kind of glue that would be almost impossible to remove

"Good morning Nanami! This is (___) (L/N). And (___), this is Nanami. Kento."

"Good morning Mrs. (L/N). It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Haha, the pleasure is all mine. Mr. Kento. And you don't have to call me 'Mrs. (L/N). Just call me (___)"

"Alright then (___). If you'd like, you can just call me Nanami. So, what're you two up to? Any plans today? If not, we could-"

"Nanami!! How're you doin'? Missed me? Pfff. Of course you missed me. I mean, who wouldn't?"

'I would.'

Whispered Nanami quietly under his breath.

"What was that???! I couldn't hear youuuuuuuuu!!!! You have to talk loooouuudeeeer, or else no-ones gonna hear you. Ya'know that, riiiiiiight?????!"

"Stop yelling right into my ear you idiot!!"

"*le gasp* y-you just b-b-broke my feelings. *sniff* *sniff* how d-dare you b-b-break m-my f-feelings. That hurt like hell. *fake crying noises and a sad dramatic face*"

"Stop being so overly dramatic. It's annoying me and everyone else around here."

*louder dramatic gojo crying and sniffling noises*

"Umm... i-i actually don't mind it when he's this dramatic. Really. Its pretty funny when he does that. It makes my day better."

Nanami looked at you with a shocking face, Itadori already went somewhere else and gojo stopped dramatically crying and sniffling and looked up.

"W-wait. R-really? Oooooooooooooooooh (__________). You're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too sweeeeeeet. Come here and give me a big hug. 'I'll get a hug anyway. Be it now, tomorrow, or another time. I. Will. Get. A. Hug. From. Her. If not, I'll just break into her dorm, hug her in her sleep and watch her sleep too.'" (Idk how I look while I'm asleep, but I'd probably- no. Actually, I would most definitely look ugly af while I'm asleep)

He comes close to you and gives you a big hug and almost squeezes you to death. (That'd actually be an awesome, beautiful, sweet and warm way to die now that I think about it ngl)

"Satoru. I think you're more like squeezing her to death instead of hugging her. Let her go. I have a few words to talk with you too."

He let's go of you and turns to Nanami for a while and then looks back at you.

"(___), you should go find Itadori. Just in case he got lost. I mean, you'll never know, right? And he got lost multiple times already. So its better to find him."

You just nodd and went to go find Itadori.

"So, what'ya wanna talk about? It seems to be serious. Seeing that your face is telling me that somethings off. Well then, tell me. Is it another curse? An special grade one? Ooooooor something else maybe?"

"It's none of that. It's about Arina. I saw her pack her things this morning and leaving Jujutsu Tech. After she was out of the gates and past the barrier, I looked into her dorm and to my surprise, it was completely empty. Well, not completely empty empty, but all her stuff was gone. It was like she just quickly decided to just move out and go somewhere else. And since you've been talking to her a lot more and more often lately, I thought you would know about that sudden and secret- let's call it 'secret move out' for now-. But yeah. So? Do you know anything of that 'secret move out' of hers? I mean, it's quite strange. Don't you think? She seemed completely fine the day before. Didn't you notice it? I mean, you notice such things pretty easily. Or did you notice it and thought nothing of it? Or what?"

Gojo just looked at Nanami blankly. Lost in his own thoughts.

'Oh, so she already moved? Hmm. I thought that she would wait a while until she would move out. But I guess not. Well then. Its time to play hide n seek I guess.'

"Satoru? Hey, hello, Satoru! Are you there? Are you even listening to me? Or did you just all of a sudden space out?"

"Hmm? Oh, yeah I'm listening. And no, she didn't tell me anything about it. I didn't really notice it either. I don't think that it's weird too. Okey, okey. Maybe it is a little but weird. But not that much. I mean, I would secretly move out too if I didn't like an place. Right? And it's normal to move out. I mean, If something would happen so sudden and out of the blue, then I'd change my mind and plan on something too. You would do the same. Wouldn't you?"

"Yeah, sometimes. But just moving out without a reason? That seems pretty suspicious and weird to me."

"Who knows, maybe she had some trouble or issues either something or someone and had to move out in secret. So no-one would suspect anything. Though, they would find out sooner or later anyway. So I guess its not really worth it."

"Wait, what do you mean by 'they would find out sooner or later anyway'? And Why are you acting so suspicious too? Are you planning something aswell?"

"Me? Planning something? Pfff. Naaaah, I would never. I mean, you know me, I'd never do such thing."

"That's not what it seems like to me."

"Whoops, im late for class and my students are calling me. Gotta go!"

"Wait, what? But you're never-

Before he could finish, gojo was already gone.

-on.. time... *sigh* he'll be late anyway. He just used that as an excuse to not continue this conversation with me. Didn't he. *sigh* I give up. I'll just mind my business. Alright then. I still have some paperwork to finish. And I'm not in the mood to work overtime. So better do them now." (Yes dear readers. You too should do your work before its too late. Lmao, I don't really do my work on time either. But oh well, I guess I still have some time until the deadline of my presentation. But no seriously. Ya'll should do the stuff that you have to do earlier. Or at least start with it and then continue it after a break. Oh, and another thing. Don't be like gojo. Don't be late. Be like Nanami. Be on time and not late like gojo. Someone has to tell the trains in Germany to stop being late. Honestly. BTW. I kin gojo. Not sure if that information was needed or not, but anyways. MOVING ON)

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"Phew. Made it out of that conversation. But it is quite surprising that she already decided to fly over to Germany. I guess we'll go visit Germany now. With my lovely students of course. Aaaand not to mention (___). I would love to sit next to her. Wait- no time to think about that. I have to go to my students, tell them that we're flying over there and then back. Aaaaand I shouldn't forget the tickets. It'll take some time though. I'm guessing that she planned it all beforehand. And we're so about to ruin it. As long as I can rip her head off without anything ever knowing of it, everything's fine."

He then made his way to his lovely students and started teaching them about jujutsu techniques.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I'M BACK. AFTER idk how long. But I hope you all enjoyed this kinda rushed chapter. At this point, I seriously don't know what I'm writing anymore. If there is anything you guys don't understand, feel free to ask and I'll try to explain it to you. Aside that,

Have good day/night :)

(I noticed that I first published the book on the birthday of my favourite person :0)