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Two Violent Uncles Talking to the Beat (not really but meh)

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this is just so full of bull that i cant read it without laughing. if you dont want to read  about this topic, please exit and read something else.

Maud Smart looked at the solid piano in her hands and felt calm.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her dirty surroundings. She had always loved grey Manchester with its red, relieved rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel calm.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Luke Rabbit. Luke was a cute animal with skinny eyelashes and fluffy abs.

Maud gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a hilarious, helpful, cocoa drinker with scrawny eyelashes and ample abs. Her friends saw her as a funny, filthy friend. Once, she had even helped a nervous disabled person recover from a flying accident.

But not even a hilarious person who had once helped a nervous disabled person recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Luke had in store today.

The clouds danced like smiling maggots, making Maud concerned.

As Maud stepped outside and Luke came closer, she could see the testy smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Internet access," Luke bellowed, in a hungry tone. He slammed his fist against Maud's chest, with the force of 5820 toads. "I frigging love you, Maud Smart."

Maud looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the solid piano. "Luke, I am your father," she replied.

They looked at each other with anxious feelings, like two resonant, rapid rabbits sitting at a very stable Christening, which had flute music playing in the background and two violent uncles talking to the beat.

Suddenly, Luke lunged forward and tried to punch Maud in the face. Quickly, Maud grabbed the solid piano and brought it down on Luke's skull.

Luke's skinny eyelashes trembled and his fluffy abs wobbled. He looked unstable, his body raw like a pongy, purring porno.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Luke Rabbit was dead.

Maud Smart went back inside and made herself a nice mug of cocoa.