Grandma's Order

c2

11 MAY
NIGERIA
12:20PM

A little loud door knock and a salam with clearly identify Uncle harris and anty fareeda,
And before i could move or do anything kaka mouth harrisu maraba.

Uncle!
umaima, how are you? doing good alhamdulilah. how was your journey?

it fine.

so it only your uncle that you see ko? zaki zone ai.
is not like that anty, yours is special.

ina Khadijah?
she will arrive tomorrow with your brother inshallah.
ohk that great! with that i pack myself to my room and leave the elders to talk themself.

it been dates since i spoke with weeda and the fool don't bother calling me too but i don't know why probably something splash up i think.
so i make not of myself and call her, first ring she answered!

weedaa!!
maima kin manta dani
stupid i will end the call now!!
sorry sorry i was only kidding you. so what up?
nothing shaa. dama i was planning on coming to your house today because am tire of sitting at home all day long doing nothing.

aww such a sweetheart ai dama ban kiraki ba.
ke banza tafiya zanyi salama zamuyi.
tafiya kuma? yeah! where are you going?!
Abuja mana,to ada halima's house.

fool and you are telling me now because am not important to you anymore Right?

no hauwa'u please , why are you being like this? you know i tell you everything wlh its ada that book my ticket without my permission and she already ask mami and baba approve before hand which i found out this morning Allah.

but weeda you should at least tell me on time ai but not now kalli time (5:00pm). how did you expect me to start telling baba that i also want to go, with kaka and Uncle harris dama kaka kadan take jira.

we brush into series of laughter
eyya baby I love you wlh!!!

stupid leave me alone. okay!! since you said so then but i have an idea since you don't want it shikenan.
haba besty tell me now.
ohky i heard you said your uncle is here right?
ehm!
then this is the perfect opportunity go there and make a plan with anty ruky been sick and ya musty wanted you to come over and am sure uncle Harris will help you taking kaka done and Khadijah is there or she came along?

yeah that sounds great but Khadijah is coming tomorrow with her brother.
ah that bad but wait i will call Khadijah and tell her not to come okay . with that plan i ended the call and made up my mind to go and ask permission.

.......
our plans went exactly as we plan but we got a heard time convenience ya musty to agree with ourselves motives.

BABA'S PARLOUR

i said my salam and find a place close to uncle harris when he said umaima ga sabon wayanki and i don't know the time i started screaming like a mad person i means me umaima never imagine of holding iphone13 prox max in my whole life because it too muchhh..

sannu mahaukaciya
Ali Yakamata yarinyar nan itama anema mata miji intaje ta dawo daga habujan nata.

TOH goggo !!!
ke umaima your flight is  by 7:30am tomorrow Better go and start packing your clothes.

mama i will do it later.
harrisu! naam goggo!
nace shi ahmadu yaushe zaiyi aure kodan yaga anbarshi yanzu
goggo zaiyi munyi magana dashi jiya.

Banason iskancin yaran zamani kira minshi a waya yanzu nan shine babba koso yake khadija ta tafi tukuna!
ayi hakuri goggo Said baba while i, anty fareeda and mama are just looking at them while i mistakenly or mouthwash said ke kullum baki da aiki sai shiga gonar mutane before i couldn't mimicking myself mama hit me

mama!!!!.
rufe min bakinki kona fada mata abinda kika fada

ya hakurii.
i quietly pack myself to anty fareeda's side before mama hit me again when we heard a very deep voice in the background that the electric current passing through is proportional to each veiny artery.

ka kirawoshi?!
eh goggo

Hello Ahmadu!
naam!!!!!!
ka gama zaman banzan sanan zaka nemo mata ko? babu dogon hira na baka nan da wata biyu kayi ko nayi maka!!

naji g!!

yaro ka koma waje, Najeriyar ma ba ganika akeyi ba.

goggo yazo ai gobe yace zaizo ya gaisheki
kaika sani dai nagama magana
ayi hakuri g!
ince kazo da sakona ko? eh

with that uncle passed the phone to baba,then mama.

ke!!
naam kaka!
ga yayanki ,nasan baki sansa ba karbi ku gaisa.

i don't know about the vessel renal pelvis bone in my riding body when kaka passed the phone herself to me.
..........

it was totally bored but what will happen since kaka has started talking shittt!!

   ps : kaka's pro has to be in hausa because of the order i use in the title and the natives tradition she has

hope you all we adhere patient with me through out this book

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