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HELOOO!!!!!!!

hehehehe I am now signed in on their account :D (enjoy the amazing picture of Leon from Resident Evil I have more if you want)

(also I'm so sorry to whoever reads this especially you bestie just whatever you do don't delete this it deserves to stay on the internet foever and yk like don't hate me <3333)

this is amazing

I'm writing a story

except

I cant write so this is gonna be a crack fic

now go follow the author diplodolphin cuz their amazing 🥰🥰 and if you don't I will sneak into your house in the middle of the night. Chop off your toes and shove them down your throat so you choke on them and die!! Ok luv you

Once apon a time there was a glorious castle. Inside it was a very beautiful princess. She had hazel eyes, long red flowing hair, and wore a big floofy dress.

She had this bestie who lived in the town next door. Now this was her bestie. like BESTIE WESTIE bestie. They were luke insanely close and had been for many years.

And the besties name was Diane (also the prinsess's name is like Sarah or something idk)

Now there was a problem

...Sarah had fallen in love with Diane

But Diane didn't like her back...

or so she thought

turns out Diane was actually a raging lesbian just Sarah didn't know

Uhhhhhh
I'm like out of ideas 😭😭
THIS IS WHAY I DOTN WRITE ANYTHING OK
I VET IT IM TERRIBEL
THIS IS ALWO WHY I ALWAYS DO TERRIBLE ON EASAYS
WHYYYYY IS WRITENG SO HARDDDDDDD
hehe hard 😏😏

ok
back to the story

So Diane was closeted and Sarah liked her

blah blah blah
yk
thwy like fell in love and some gooeys shit

idk

ummmm

eyea I'm done

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word count -306 words

this is why you don't sign into your account on my phone so yk

guess you leardned your lesson ;)

go drink some water, sleep if you haven't (ik one of you is reading this at like 4am naughty naughty so sleeeep bish) eat please and if you somehow found this then go touch grass cuz your on the wrong side of Wattpad

no but seriously go take care of yourself

ily and you are valid as hell and an awesome person

hopefully I won't be back cuz if so then yk it's gonna be a whole lot worse

AND REMEMBER PEOPLE FOLLOW ME CUZ IM JUST INSANELY AWESOME AND COOL diplodolphin

-G