The real slim shady- Eminem
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"__________________________
Without me- Eminem
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey)
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know-that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Debbie!"__________________________
Mirror- Bruno Mars and Lil Wayne
With everything happening today
You dont know whether you're coming or going
But you think that you're on your way
Life lined up on the mirror dont blow it
Look at me when Im talkin to you
You looking at me but I'm lookin through you
I see the blood in your eyes
I see the love in disguise
I see the pain hidden in your pride
I see you're not satisfied
And I dont see nobody else
I see myself I'm looking at the
Mirror on the wall, here we are again
Through my rise and fall
You've been my only friend
You told me that they can understand the man I am
So why are we here talkin' to each other again__________________________
Liquor store blues- Bruno Mars
Now greetings to the world
Standing at this liquor store
Whiskey coming through my pores
Feeling like I run this whole block
Lotto tickets cheap beer
That's why you can catch me here
Tryna scratch my way up to the top
'Cause my job got me going nowhere
So I ain't got a thing to lose
Take me to a place where I don't care
This is me and my liquor store blues
I'll take one shot for my pain
One drag for my sorrow
Get messed up today
I'll be ok tomorrow
One shot for my pain
One drag for my sorrow
Get messed up today
I'll be ok tomorrow
Me and my guitar tonight
Singing to the city lights
Tryna live on more than what I got
'Cause '68 cents ain't gonna pay the rent
So I'll be out here 'til they call the cops__________________________
YuNg BrAtZ- XXXTENTACION
Bro's on your block with that Glock, right now, ayTry me like an Opp and indeed, get shot downShow me that ooh hey, ooh, and she wannaYou wanna l-l-lick my, lick my dick like a, like a what? Nice!Lick my dick like Lil Wayne lollypop, huh!Hi, my name's Ryan!What they, what they, what they call me?They call me wolf in sheep skin (yah, ay, ay, yah)Try me, might fightFist fuck, on sightWrist heavy, fat dykePop Molly, Mike IkeI got glacial white iceAnd my bitch rack niceAnd I do fight dykesRide my dick like a bikeI got black in my vootsMy name Toby, like I'm RootsGrab that bat, Babe RuthSwing that bitch might lose a toothShe suck dick with no toothMy nose runny like "achoo"With that pussy, I got coinsMight insert right in her groin
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There's more but I'm too lazy to do that and plus I wanna get on with the writing and shit so yeah! I'll do a background on Jayla and about her family!
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