TTAT TTAT TTAT
I SWAN IN A LOT OF POOPL TODAY
Ok so I yelled "book porn" like 20 times in class and my teacher never heard me.
So my friend met this guy on omegle and got his kik and so I started texting him too and it turned out that he was in a probation class while I was texting him and he went to jail for selling drugs... I deactivated kik.
FINGER GUNS IS THE BEST SUPER HERO ON THE WORLD SORRY TO THE REST OF SHREKS HEROS BUT CAN U SHOOT BULLETS OUT OF YOUR FINGERS? I THINK NOT.
*starts to whisper in ear* SHREKS DICK!
Ew Lilia stop farting.
Grace Hallie and I are all sister wives, Sam is our husband.
HAMRINSACE
HOW R U (this is like a tb for me 😜)
"SHREK ROAR YOUR MIGHTY ROAR!" "DO U EVEN LIFT?"
"MRS (not gonna say her name) HELP ME!"
YOU ARE READING
Tons of poopl
De TodoThis is a book of embarrassing moments and just funny stuff that happens to me. ENJOY MY WEIRDNESS!
