Shrek is love, shrek is life.

Shrek at first sight

Sitting quiet in the swamp eating ur snacks you hear a noise coming up behind you and in the corner of your eye your saw a big sexy green creature. You turn around are you can tell by your first sight of him he was your one, his name was Shrek. Shrek looks at you with his amazing eyes and and you both were thing the same thing, that you were in love with each other and you both knew you wanted to have babies with each other.So you diside to go to Shrek house to meet donkey and look around his house and Shrek asked if u want to stay a night and you said yes but where is the other bed there is only on room? And Shrek say "I know" with a smirk on his face.