It was the day of the ultra not lizard people party, and Mark Zuckerberg was getting ready in his Nicki Minaj themed mansion in the Caribbean. He wore his signature Facebook shirt paired with tight hot pink booty shorts which were an unspoken omega tradition. To top it all off, he put a copious amount of sunscreen on his face. His butler, Bertram from the hit Disney series, escorted him to his private jet, which was also Nicki Minaj themed. They flew all the way to London where the Ultra Not Lizard people party was being held.
Once they arrived, Jeff Bezos was nowhere to be seen. Mark was frantically looking around for any sign of a shiny bald head, but there was none. Just as Mark began to lose hope, he heard the deep sexy voice that belonged to an alpha.
"Sorry I'm late. The pigeon spies held me up"
Mark turned around and blushed at the sight of his date. He wore a minion print tuxedo, with rainbow crocs, that both complemented his recently polished head that glistened in the moonlight. For a minute, the two only stared at each other before Mark gathered the courage to speak.
"I-It's alright. I just got here as well", Mark said with a shy smile, knowing what he said was a lie but it was worth it for the charming smile that Jeff had.
"I'm glad. Let's head inside and greet the queen"
Arm in arm, Mark and Jeff walked into the ballroom looking at each other with an air of confidence. The ballroom was magnificent and filled with the most influential people in the world, including JoJo Siwa. In the center of the throne sat Queen Elizabeth. Once everyone invited was present, saxophones began to play and Queen Elizabeth stood up. However, instead of making a speech, she began to tear the flesh off of her face and make a guttural screech. Soon enough, Dora The Explorer stood in place of the Queen.
"Hola! Soy Dora!"
And with that, the festivities began.
The music grew louder and they were playing WAP saxophone beat version with Cardi B herself on lead sax. Everyone in the ballroom grabbed a partner and began to do a variety of strange dances, mainly including river dancing. Although the rest of the world around them was lively, the only thing that Mark could focus on was Jeff's bald head that was illuminated in the light. Jeff was also entranced by Mark, and his very wet sunscreen layered face.
"Would you care to dance?",Jeff finally asked.
"I'd thought you'd never ask", Mark said, his shy smile turning confident for once, which surprised him just as much as it surprised Jeff.
And so they danced. As much as I would like to narrate a normal ballroom dance scene, the ultra not lizard people had strange traditions. First they did the hokey pokey, which then turned into a very morbid version of the chicken dance where some lizard people chopped each other's heads off and ran around headless, and then finally they did the WAP dance. The festivities ended when Cardi B did one final toot on the saxophone. The two stared at each other, slightly out of breath but with admiration in their eyes for each other. Because they were so entranced with one another, they didn't notice that everyone was staring at them, predicting them to be the next hot couple.
"Let's go get a drink", Jeff said, breaking the silence and nodding to a bar people were crowding to.
Mark nodded happily, relieved that he'd finally get to know more about Jeff. The bar was Mickey Mouse themed, which seemed to have the perfect atmosphere for relaxing. They had a wonderful time talking about random things and ordering various drinks, which Jeff naturally covered being the alpha. After they talked about their business, the question of personal lives arose.
"So, what made you get into business?", Mark asked with a curious glint in his eye.
"Hm well I never really intended to be one. In fact when I was little I always wanted to be an astronaut", Jeff said with a smile.
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