The Big Four decides to hang out with some old friends. So they call the Riders of Berk, and the Disney Princesses to have a little fun. And what better way to do that is by going to a local bar.
Jack and Hiccup chug down a bottle of booze. *BUUUURRRPPPP*
"Ah, nothing like chilling and kicking with my bros and babes" Jack says raising his bottle. "Here here" Hiccup said clanging his glass with Jack's.
"Hey Punz take a sip, relax", Jack said. Rapunzel smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't drink". "Sure ya do, you drank an entire bottle before we met these two" Merida said a little drunk. "MER" she shouted blushing. "C'Mon one sip isn't a bad idea" Jack said reassuring. Rapunzel sighed in defeat, "Ok, but only one bottle"
*1 bottle with eel later*
"Everyone give it up for Merida and Rapunzel" the announcer spoke through the microphone.
Merida: Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Bitch, everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Rapunzel: Wake up, grab beer, grab rear
Shave beard, put on some scene gear
I gotta get drunk 'fore my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm Undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm 'onna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined!
Merida: Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Rapunzel: When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big, fake titties
D-cups with extra filling
Take it out, let me lick it quickly
Calm down, it's just a hickey
I'll blame it on this whiskey, sipping gets me tipsy
Merida: Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home, but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer or pay the rent?
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher
And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher!
Rapunzel: Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Rapunzel: Let's get this party jumping
Let's see some 40 chugging
I wanna see your booty rubbing
Against my dick when I start buzzing
Come on, girls, I wanna see you drinking
I wanna see your brains start shrinking
Make a move, I saw you winking
Drunken pussy's what I'm thinking
Merida: I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops
Rapunzel: Fuck a wristband, let's all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech without the Chong hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm the designated drinker!
Merida: Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Rapunzel: Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping
Merida: Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Bitch, everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everyone just stood there in shock after the girls passed out.
"Ya know I'd understand if Merida did this but Punzie..." Hiccup said recovering from his shock.
"Hm" Jack said then taking a sip. After he took a sip he smacked his lips together tasting it.
"Yep there's an eel in here" he said loud enough for the entire bar to here him.
"YA DONT SAY" Hiccup shouted speaking on everyone in the bars behalf.
"YOU TELL 'EM. BABE" Merida said then passed out.
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