Alright then, let me just find the book. Ummm...no not that...what the heck!...Oh, wait...nevermind. Okay now I found it. Here it is, Diary of a Wimpy Kid! Look up. Ya see it? Anyway now that we have it, let's do this.
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Woah, that was awesome! Let's see were on page 1. It seems weird to look like a cartoon. I mean, my forehead's gone! Oh, and we can see Greg, the main character getting pushed by.... what is that a gorilla? Oh crap that's a guy. "Hey bro, the gorilla looking person! Back off man he's a wimp." Uh oh. I regret saying that. "Uhh, pretend I didn't say that!"
I spent the next 20 minutes running away from the kid. Man, I've never ran so fast in my life before! Anyway, I met Greg who is like the main character of the story, I got to see his house. Okay, honestly, I've never read this book. So basically, I've have no idea what this book's about. All I really know is that a kid named Greg tries to "survive" middle school. I'm in middle school. It's not bad really.
Okay, now I met his family and they are really nice ( at least the mom is ) and I also met this chubby dude named Rowley. He seems to be like Greg's toy or something. We did that one joke where that if you're hand is bigger than head, it means you're mentally retarded. He fell for it! So anyway, I decided to go to the first day of school with him, and oh boy what a day that was.
