Notes to Myself

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I had to write a note to myself because I'm not trashing nor am I recycling tonight. I must do it on the morrow for after school is too kaksdosksndodnens.

Yes, that's zebra duck tape.

No, I'm not ashamed.

My handwriting is that of a shit-faced hippo on meth that lost 4 fingers in the war.

I'm worried my mom will see my little note thingy. I would've put "morning, fucktard" instead because that's my favourite word.

But, alas,

tard face will do.

I am tard face.

Hear me roar.

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Asdfghjkl.

It's pronounced "ass fuggle" by the by.

It's just the first thing that comes to mind.

Weeeeeeeeeee

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