more incorrect quotes bc I have no imagination

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Vincent: Yo is romeo sleeping or dead?
Emmett: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Ethan: Yeah, so did I.
romeo: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Vincent: Why are your tongues purple?Ethan: We had slushies

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Vincent: Why are your tongues purple?
Ethan: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
romeo: I had a red one.
Vincent: oh
Vincent:
Vincent: OH
Emmett:
Emmett: You drank each other's slushies?

Vincent: You know those things will kill you, right? Emmett, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point

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Vincent: You know those things will kill you, right?
Emmett, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Romeo, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Ethan: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

 Ethan: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Emmett:  Romeo am I ugly

Romeo : *looks him up and down* yeah

Emmett: what the fuck bro, Vincent am I ugly

Vincent: no of course not

Emmett: really?!?

Romeo: no he's lying to you

Romeo: no he's lying to you

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