I have huge balls. Living with them as a boy posed a great social challenge for me, but I persevered. I was bullied ruthlessly throughout my younger years, but as I grew older, the same ones who bullied me now were green with envy for my balls.
Their smooth, soft, skin cradled the testies inside. Their heaviness often weighed me down, but I have found now that they lift me up more than ever. I have grown more confident over the years, my balls being the main thing that caused this. I walk with my head held high and my balls bouncing in my custom-made boxers, created to fit my huge balls.
I turn heads everywhere I go, often getting comments such as "Dude, look at his balls!" Or "Woah he's packin!"
I don't believe you understand the full magnitude of my balls. They are so ginormous they generate their own field of gravity. 17 songs and 4 national anthems were written about my testicles. I have won countless awards for biggest balls, such as The Testie Award, and World's Biggest Balls.
Best set of testicles on the planet Earth. And next, the galaxy. I shall conquer the milky way, blessing the extraterrestrial life with the sight of my nuts. Men, women, and even children will come from light years away just to catch a small glimpse of my balls.
Yes little Timmy, this is where you came from.
I remember a time when I was a boy in school. I was walking through the halls when suddenly I spotted a girl named Jenny. My crush at the time. She was wearing a shirt that revealed her shoulder, showing her bra strap.
I ejaculated the most I have ever made, my cum flooding the halls of the school and bursting through its windows.
My semen spread through the country side and reached up to 98 miles away.
My cum, it seemed, had left hundreds impregnated with my offspring. 276 killed. 459 injured. 103 impregnated. At the age of 14, I had presumably fathered 103 children.
Life isn't easy with my magnificent balls. But I stay strong through it all. Women just don't know how hard it is to be a man.
