Roses are Red *Enjoy*

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is hard

Like I am for you



Roses are okay

Violets are fine

You be the 6

And I'll be the 9


Roses are red

Violets are blue

Porn hub is down

Your mum's facebook will do


Roses are red

Violets are blue

I cry myself to sleep

Masturbating to you


Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got genital warts

Soon you will too


Roses are red

Grass is greener

I think of you

When I touch my weiner


Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have five fingers

but tonight you'll get two.



Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most nights I masturbate

To pictures of you.



Roses are red

Sex is elementary

Lets call up a friend 

And try double entry



Roses are red

We should have some fun

So lets get in get

So i can shoot my gun



Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let's drop our pants baby 

And we'll screw



Roses are red - ish

Violets are blue - ish

If you don't have a foreskin

Than your probably Jew - ish


Roses are red....

Violets are blue....

Criminals are black....

Not racist, just true....



Roses are straight

Violets are blue

Bend over baby

Your about to get fisted



Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Cause here comes my willy


Roses make me laugh

Violets make me titter

You're a dirty bitch

And you love it up your shitter


Roses are shit

Violets are crap

Show me your clit

I'll cum on your lap



Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you



Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke's overused

Your sister is too


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⏰ Last updated: Apr 22, 2015 ⏰

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