Chicken butt

Chicken little ?

There was a chicken with no butt waking by

" I'm so sad I don't have a butt "
* cries
" I think I need to steal a booty from some other chick because my booty too small to pull hot chickens 😭😭😭😭 "

* the buttless chicken saw a hot chicken with a big butt coming by
"I'm gonna steal that one 😊"
Jkjk I'm not a stealer , I will just do chicken squats

* guy walks by
" Ewh you don't have a booty"
The buttless chicken: I'm so sad I do not have a butt , maybe I should steal one

* drives to mcky ds
" can I have a double Big Mac cheese please"
Waiter: that's $10 and $5 extra cause y don't have a booty sir
Buttlesschicken : I'm a girl 😭 but $15 dolla ? Go f ur self
*steals Big Mac, runs to bathroom puts Big Mac buns on booty

10 mins later
*guy walks by
" zyam girl u have a orange butt"

Chicken " thank you hot guy "
Cop: u stole a booty sir
Chicken : NO NO I AM A NICE LADY WI
TH BUNS ON MY BOOTY OKAY

Cop : go to jail imposter

The end