my mind...
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"I have a carrot in my pants, do you want a salad?"

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Quotes
HumorHere, have some of me and my friend's best quotes, to make you laugh, feel awkward, or just plain fear for your life! ~warning, may contain dirty jokes, dead babies, and complete insanity~
carrot
my mind...
~~~
"I have a carrot in my pants, do you want a salad?"