Johnny nut flew valiantly back to the school. He had to sneak and be careful, for the teachers pets were on their little broom sticks and were flying around the school. Trying to keep him away from his boo boo bear.
He landed next to a small forest brush by the school, as he looked around to see if the coast was clear.
Johnny's mega chad instincts were telling him that there was danger near by, but he saw none. Nut made the decision to stay hidden, and good thing he did, because a group of teacher pets walked by the brush he was hidden in.
After that close call, Johnny was able to successfully sneak into the school through the history window. But he wasnt alone......
"Now, I'd hate to play the devils advocate, but I dont think this is your class." Johnny heard a voice from behind him.
He turned to and was shocked by who he saw. It was the kid in the suit jacket with a fedora who was asking girls to make him a sandwich a few weeks ago. And he smells like he hasn't taken a shower in a few weeks, but that was the least reapulsing thing about this guy.
"Why are you in here?" Johnny asked the fedora kid with a wacky moral stance.
"Well," fedora kid straightened his glasses. " I was arguing with the Hamilton fans about the moral ethics of slavery."
"Slavery was morally corrupt, no matter what!" One of the Hamilton fans yelled at him from across the room. The fedora kid rolled his eyes at the theater kids.
"Yeah sure. Whatever you want. Anyway, why are you here Mr. Nut?" He asked johnny, who was awkwardly standing in the corner.
"Well," johnny says. "I'm here to save my boo!"
"Hm? A woman in need if a strong man to save her?" The fedora kid put his hand to his face and muttered.
Johnny wondered what was going on in this man's big ol' brain.
"Are you, perhaps, in need of assistance?" The fedora kids asks.
"What? What are you trying to ask?" Johnny asks.
"Well, I'm never one to turn down an attractive woman in need of saving, but also this school is far to unintelligent for my big brain. This school is severely holding me and my potential back." He says, straightening his glasses.
"Are you implying that we help fight the teachers pets and the teachers?!" One of the Hamilton kids squealed.
"Well, me and Johnny cant do it alone. Strength in numbers, ya know what I'm saying?" The fedora kid says.
"Absolutely not!" The kid with bad taste in musicals replied. (I dont really mean it, dont come for me)
The fedora kid knew he had to convince the Theater kid to help his, because with her help, they would have the whole theater on their sides. Luckily, the fedora kid was a master of persuasion.
"Pleeeeeaaaase!" Fedora kid begs on his knees to the Hamilton fan, all while using his most convincing voice. It was the voice he used when his discord kitten wouldn't meow for him.
"I would never help someone who hasn't watched Hamilton," the girl stubbornly says.
"Fine," he says while getting off his knees. "I guess me and johnny will have to fight of these tyrannical leaders off by ourselves."
"Tyrannical....... leaders?" The theater kid asks.
"Yeah, kinda similar to a........ revolution, dontcha think johnny?" Fedora kid says.
Johnny saw what fedora kid was trying to do.
"Yeah! Just like one!" Johnny doubled down with the fedora kid.
"For the revolution!" The theater kid shouted at the top of her lungs.
"I knew you'd help us," fedora kid says.
"What's my first order of business?" The the theater kid asks enthusiastically.
"Go to the theater and get your army ready for battle, me and johnny will get the help of the debate kids." Fedora kid says, straightening his fedora.
"Why the debate kids?" Johnny asks.
"Well, one of the debate kids owes me a favor, and the more people in our army, the better." He explained.
The theater kid quietly, but quickly, ran out of the classroom and made her way down to the theater kids hideout (aka the theater).
After watching her run away, the fedora kid and johnny ran the other direction, heading towards the debate classroom.
"Hey, fedora kid, I never caught your actually name," johnny said.
Fedora kid looked back at him and said, "Eugene the Mistake."
"Mistake is your last name?"
"Yes."
Eugene and Johnny arrived at the classroom, and walked in. All the students looked at the duo, but one kid in particular stood out. The quiet kid in the corner.
Eugene quickly approached the quiet kid and grabbed his arm.
"Listen, you remember that favor you owe me?" He quickly said.
"Yeah, what about it?" They asked.
"Well, I need that favor now. We need to take down the teachers and the teachers pets."
The quiet kid sighed, then pulled out their backpack and started to unzip it. That action caused the whole class to run to the other side of the room. Everyone was relieved, however, when the quiet kid just pulled out a nerf gun.
Then anouther one. And anouther one. They handed them out to the class, and the quiet kid loaded their own nerf gun.
"How many other kids do we have on our side?" The quiet kid asked Eugene.
"We have the whole theater and this class," he replied. "But who knows, maybe the theater kid picked up some other classes and or clubs on her way."
The quiet kid pulled out their phone and made a quick phone call. They spoke a few words into the phone, then set it back down.
"Ok, the army is metting in the cafeteria hall," they said. "Let's get their as quick as possible."
Johnny and the quiet kid both kick down the door, and the whole class makes a rush for the cafeteria.
Upon arrival, johnny saw the army of kids they had built. There was the whole science club, led by some kid named Justin bieber. Very unfortunate name. They had the whole theater, led by theater kid Russell Jr., she was named after her dad. The debate class led by quiet kid Will. It's a normal name until you consider that their last name is Power. Then, standing behind Johnny Nut, was the whole football team (American football).
Johnny quickly spreads his angle wings and prepared to save his honey boo boo bear.
Eugene and Russell Jr. both held the doors, then pulling then open to expose the battle before them.
I was stuck in the detention room. I had been kidnapped by the teachers pets right before I met up with Johnny. I have no clue who he met up with, but it most certainly wasnt me.
It was all quiet for a moment, when suddenly I heard a bunch noise outside.
I looked out the window and saw a while war between the teacher pets and it seemed to be the whole rest of the school. Then I saw.......
"Johnny!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
He must've heard me, because he came flying over to the window. I hopped out and he caught me in his big, strong arms.
"How could you tell that it was a clone?" I asked confused.
"I just knew", he said smiling.
That was good enough for me.
From the looks of it, the quiet kids army seemed to be winning. We were free..
That's when we heard the bell ring. All the students dropped the battle and ran inside to get their bags.
While the students were leaving, I saw Johnny wave goodbye to a few.
I was scared what would happen tomorrow at school, until I remembered.
Its summer time.
