Amnesia Was His Name

Cafe Coho

( Amnesia in the Red Dress by Me )

Amnesia and the others walked in and saw someone waving at them from a table. It was his grandpa, right? The others walked towards the old man and sat down, and Amnesia sat next to Wilby.

"Wilbur, why is he wearing a dress?" The old man asked.

Wilbur shrugged, "It was his idea-"

"It wasn't my idea! It was a dare from Wilbur, and he still hasn't paid me!" Amnesia angrily interrupted.

"Oh right, here is your money." Wilbur handed him a penny.

Amnesia tackled Wilbur to the ground, and was about to punch him. This would make his sanity go up for once.

"Not in the cafe, boys!" The old man sighed, as the waiter just walked up to the table to see Amnesia and Wilbur about to start punching. Amnesia let go and sat in his chair, and Wilbur followed to do the same.

"Well, my name is Mat-" Mat stared at Amnesia, "Why is Tommy wearing a dress-"

"Don't question it, Mat." Wilbur said, and smiled.

"I- Alright then, What can I get you to drink?" Mat asked.

"Coffee." Wilbur and The old man said.

"Water." Niki, Toby and Ranboo said.

"Okay, and for you Tommy? I'm guessing it's Coke you want." Mat said.

"Uh sure?" Amnesia said in a questioning manner.

Mat wrote the drink orders down, "Also, why haven't you streamed or made videos? It's almost been a year, and fans are worried."

"Uhhhh-" Amnesia tried to think of an excuse.

"We've been super busy and we're trying to get Tommy a better house, and he just didn't have any time to do that, but since things calmed down, he'll be doing all of that soon." Wilbur said, like a liar.

Mat smiled, "Oh ok! You can call me if you need any help, I'm always available, except if I'm working here, but I can usually just leave to help you guys."

Wilbur smiled nervously and gently, "We're good, but I'll still give it a thought, because we might need extra hands."

"Ok! Let me get those drinks, and a napkin to write on." Mat then walked off.

Wilbur sighed in relief, "Now that's handled, we have to decide where to go next."

Amnesia tuned them out, to focus on the lunch menu. What do I like? I don't know half this shit, Amnesia thought in a panic. He glanced over the burgers, to see a burger called the 'TommyInnit Burger' which sounded appealing. He looked at the last sentence to see, 'Inspired by TommyInnit or Tom Simons'. Wait, it's inspired by me? Why don't I remember this- Oh right, tomato loss. Amnesia sighed as he thought, which he started hearing his name being called a lot, and he tuned them back in.

"Tommy." Wilbur nudged Amnesia.

"Oh sorry! I was focused on the menu." Amnesia sighed, apologetically.

Mat nervously put his hand on the back of his neck, "It's okay! It's easy to get lost in the menu. Anyway, what would you like?"

"I'll take the TommyInnit Burger, with a side of fries, please." Amnesia read off.

Mat wrote it down, "Alright, it should come out shortly."

"Thanks Mat." Wilbur said, as Mat walked off to the kitchen.

"I didn't know I had my own burger." Amnesia said, in amazement.

Wilbur chuckled, "You kinda paid them to give you your own burger which they actually made, which is surprising."