"Rock 'n roll is gay and so am I!" Freddie proclaims to me and Brian. I laugh at his joke. Sure, rock is gay as Paul McCartney. I look over to see Brian working on a peachy looking machine.
"What is it?" I ask Dr. Brian May.
"It's a time machine!" Brian says cheerfully! I look at all the pretty buttons and accidentally press one. Suddenly I'm flying through the air till..
"THE FUCK AM I" I hear a man shout. I look up to see crazed hair tall man with a bass around his neck. I see a lot of people, some I recognize and some I don't. Wait, is that??? No it can't be.. John Lennon! He died a few months ago. I see Brian freaking out and stomps over to me.
Oh no.Axl Rose:
How the fuck am I here. Half these people are suppose to be dead. Trust me, I don't want to deal with junkie Kurt. "The fuck are you doing Cobain-" I tell the blonde motherfucker.
"So this is hell Annie,"Kurt shouts back.
-"Woah woah, Axl calm down." Billie Joe Armstrong says to me. Where am I??? The last I remember was recording Use Your Illusion II at Duffs place.. speaking of Duff, where are they???
"Goddamn it Ringo what did you do??" I hear fucking John Lennon say. John Lennon is alive??? Or am I dead.
"No your not dead, my experiment with a black hole went wrong and I somehow summoned random rockstars from all time" Brian Harold May says out of nowhere. I didn't even see him. So wait I'm not dead, then who's room am I in?
"Then who's room am I in?" Kurt asked. I can't help but to notice his extreme pretty blue eyes. Stop it Axl.. your not gay.
"Roger Taylor's room" Brian chuckles.
"I need a smoke" I hear George Harrison mumble.
"NO NO DO NOT LET HIM SMOKE" Billie Joe screams. What is his problem, what's so bad about cigs?
"What is your problem" Kurt copies again. It's like he can read my mind.
"He dies from smoking," Billie tells us. George face falls, so does Tommy Lees. Strange, I didn't expect Tommy too be a fan of Harrison.
Tommy Lee:
I look at George Harrison. My childhood crush. Most people would think im the straightest person on the planet! Im fucking Tommy Lee!! That's untrue though, I've been in love for years.. George Harrison. It has nothing more then a childhood crush and besides he's 20 years older then me. Probably straight anyway. "You guys get to know each other.. you may be here for a bit" Brian tells us.
I walk over to George, I spin my drum stick around from the nerve wracking experience of talking to him. "Hi, im Tommy.. real big fan." I tell Harrison. He gives me a small smile and chuckles.
"Well nice to meet you Tommy. Do you play drums?" George asks me. I nod my head vigorously.
Nikki notices my strange action and jokes, "your not sucking him off are ya T-Bone." Fuck. I can feel my face become read and so does George. Then the unthinkable happens. I notice a dent in George's pants. Thoughts swirl through my brain as George excuses himself to the bathroom.
GEORGE POV:
I run away from Tommy like a child. He was very attractive, I couldn't deny. I get to the bathroom and realize someone else was their, he was walking around like he was high on acid. "Are you high?" I ask the bedhead boy.
"The fuck Syd, are you high again??" A long haired Jesus looking man asked. He sees me and says "it's nice to meet you man, this is Syd, Syd Barrett and I'm David Gilmore.
"Nice to meet you too." I reply coldly. Fuck the drugs, they ruined John. I hope Tommy doesn't do them..
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Fire on the Sea
Romance"Rock 'N' Roll is gay.. and so am I." I DO NOT OWN ANYONE IN THIS STORY NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE GRAMMAR ERRORS Basically, a bunch of rockstars are stuck living together after Roger Taylor messes up Brian May experiment and causes time travel. Wh...