It was a sunny evening. Catullus and Cicero just had a deep throat session. Cicero was tired and wanted to go to sleep, but Catullus was still in a horny mood. He wanted more spice.
'Can I read you a story, Cicero?'
'No shut the fuck up.'
'I am doing it anyways.'
Catullus grabbed his book and started reading.
'I will ram you oral and anal-'
'Catullus what the fuck.'
'Shut up Cicero I'm trying to read.'
'I'll push your shit in and stuff your face--
Aurelius, you cocksucker; Furius, you little bitch--
since you think that my little poems
have gone soft and I must not be too upright!
It's true; the devoted poet should stand erect
in his values, but not necessarily in his little
poems, which are truly witty and charming
when they're a little soft, and not too stiff,
but can still cause a little tingling--''Catullus shut the fuck up!!!!!'
'LET ME READ WHAT THE FUCK CICERO!'
'I don't just mean for youth, but for hairy men
who can't make their own loins stand upright!
You! You read about my "many kisses"
and doubt I'm fully a man?
I'll push your shit in and stuff your face.'Cicero's dick grew as big as an elephant trunk and Catullus saw this...
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