Bully Maguire in the Multiverse of Madness

Chapter 1

A window stood in the middle of the field. Bully Maguire looked through it and saw nothing but psychedelic rainbows.

He turned around to head back but got scared by Remi from Ratatouille sitting on a rock. Bully Maguire fell backwards and crashed through the window. 

He expected to fall to his death like what happened to his girlfriend Gamora in the Infinity Game but he just floated. 

He swam through the rainbows until he landed on a platform. He ran towards a door at the end, assuming it was his best chance at escape. He jumped out into the new world present past the doorframe.

Sadly, gravity was clearly present in this universe and Bully Maguire fell a great amount.

He tried to stand back up but winced in pain, falling back down. He had broken his ankle. Luckily, he saw his old friend Shrek walking past at that very moment. 

"OI! SHREKY MY BOI! I COULD USE YOUR HELP HERE!" Bully shouted.

Shrek turned around and stared at Bully for a second. He then started sprinting towards him. But then Darth Vader and Loki jumped out from behind Shrek and each stabbed one of his arms. Shrek fell to the ground into a pool of blood.

 Bully Maguire cried.

 Loki and Darth Vader skipped away holding hands. They looked lovingly into each others eyes and galloped like horse girls into the horizon.

Bully Maguire crawled over to his buddy of 69 years. Him and Shrek had gone through thick and thin and he couldn't believe his bestie was about to pop his clogs. 

"Shrek, you gotta hold in there, please" Bully sobbed.

Shrek groaned with his last ounce of strength, "dies, but not in a gay way"

Bully Maguire cried into his friends beefy chest.

"No homo mate," he sighed, "no homo."

Suddenly, Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes teleported to the two homies. 

"I heard there was a murder mystery here. I'm here to investigate" Sherlock said aggressively Britishly.

TO BE CONTINUED...