"That interview lasted longer than it should have. I can't believe people like that actually exist." Stew said with absolute disgust in his voice.
He got up from his desk and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
"Honestly, he wonders why he can't get any bitches."
He takes a bite of an apple he picked up. Stew looks over and see his pet turtle, munching cutely on some thick juicy green lettuce.
"I don't need bitches when I have you Anderw. You are just so cute when you eat, yes you do" Stew said in a high pitch voice.
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Maybe Women Aren't So Bad
RandomThis is story is one huge joke to make fun of men who think like this. Maybe Jake will learn that women are people as well.