Lettuce Stew

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"That interview lasted longer than it should have. I can't believe people like that actually exist." Stew said with absolute disgust in his voice.

He got up from his desk and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

"Honestly, he wonders why he can't get any bitches."

He takes a bite of an apple he picked up. Stew looks over and see his pet turtle, munching cutely on some thick juicy green lettuce.

"I don't need bitches when I have you Anderw. You are just so cute when you eat, yes you do" Stew said in a high pitch voice.

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⏰ Last updated: May 16, 2022 ⏰

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