A book full of weird Demon Slayer headcanons.
A lot of these will be satire, but actual headcanons.
Some of these will be headcanons of alternate universes!
A lot of these will be about Douma or Obanai.
Some of these will contain ships!
I'm a multis...
Alright. Sometimes, Douma is very confidently incorrect.
Imagine, okay. Akaza and Kokushibou are having an argument/discussion of whether or not cornbread is made out of bread. Hantengu and Gyokko turn to eachother and start a comversation about whether or not fruitcake has real fruit. Daki and Gyutarou have a very stupid conversation about whether or not popcorn is made out of real corn. Gyutarou says it obviously is, and that it's made out of corn kernels. But Daki says it.. can't be, and that it doesn't make any sense. Muzan is reminding himself, with a headache, that he needs these guys.. and Nakime is sweating because she wants to give her input but everyone is talking too much.
And suddenly, out of nowhere, Douma finally catches up with what's going on, and shouts, oh-so-confidently; "Guys!! Did you know that chocolate is made out of red velvet? How cool!!"
And everyone goes dead silent.
Dead. Fucking. Silent.
Now take this.
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im aware douma is very smart but someone needed to give him dumb blonde tendencies 🙄
ALSO PLEASE REQUEST HEADCANONS YOU WANT ME TO DO IM BEGGING
