AnuSeena-Tum Meri Zindagi

The Jhatka

SS: kya lagta hai Pushpa Ji... Hamari nhi SHO madam Karishma Madam ki tarah hi hongi...
PS: Santu! 😨... Yeh kaisi apshagun baate kar rhi ho tum... Nhi nhi... Hai Bholenath, hamari nayi SHO madam jaisi bhi ho.. Bass Karishma Ji jaisi naa ho...

[After 2 hours. Scenario of MPT was something like, PS is gossiping with someone on phone, SS was busy talking selfies, CC and Billu were busy doing bakaiti... Then, a lady wearing a black shirt and jeans entered the thana. She was with open hair and a pink handbag. She face is not yet revealed]
Lady: (to PS) Excuse me!
PS: Ek minute ruko... Dekh nhi sakti ki hum phone par baat kar rhe hein... (continuing her gossips) Wahi toh... Wahi toh hum hamare lalla ko samjha nhi paaye ki woh jisse shadi karne jaa rha hai.. Woh ichhadhari naagin se kam nhi hai... Par ab kya hi Kare..

[The lady takes a look on the entire thana]
Lady: (sternly) Toh Aise chalaya jaata hai.. Mahila Police Thana..
[All became quiet]
Lady: Jahaan par Ek aurat ko Kisise baat karne ke lie... Apni takleef batane ke lie line mein khada rehna pade ki kab aap free honge aur woh baat kar paigi... Aur kaam bhi kaise... (to PS) Chugliyaan Karna... (to SS) Selfies lena... (to CC and Billu) be Matlab ki baate Karna... Hai naa? (taunting tone)
PS: Arre.. Tumhe do minute hi Sirf khade rehne ke lie Kaha toh tum itni kya chid rhi ho...
SS: Aur Ek minute aap humse iss tarah se baat bhi nhi kar Sakti...
CC&Billu: Haan, haan nhi kar Sakti...
Lady: Achha! Aur agar hum kahen ki hum kar sakte hain... Toh?
[Now, it slowly revealed that the lady was none other than HM. they look at each other with confused eyes]

[AS's house]
[AS was about to start his car when suddenly his eyes fell on the red jhumkas]
AS: tch... tch... Arre, hum toh isse behna ko dena hi bhool gaye... Umm... Ek kaam karte hein.. Abhi jaakar de aate hain... Woh iss samay Thane Mein hi hogi... Phir pata nhi kab samay milega..

[at MPT]
SS: kya Matlab hai aapka?
HM: Matlab yeh ki... (interrupted by a sound)

[They saw KS entering the thana angrily by dragging two men. She enters in her dabang style and lands the men directly to the lockup. She didn't notice HM]
HM: (surprisingly) Yeh..
SS: Karishma Madam hai hamari... Yahaan Ki SI... Lucknow ki lady dabang... 😎
KS: (to the men) Pade raho dono ke dono yahi... Kuch din jail ki hawa khaa loge naa, toh pata Chal jaiga ki bewaza sadak ke beecho-beech yun chhoti-moti Baaton ke lie do ghaanta rasta jhagda karne ka Matlab kaa hota hai...
CC: (to HM) Boht raub dikha rhi thi naa aap madam... Ab dekhiye ki hamari Karishma madam ka cheez hai...
HM: (glaring CC) Yeh toh waqt hi bataiga...
PS: (calming down KS) Shaant ho jaiye aap... Kitna Gussa Karna hota hai aapko din bhar... Itna gussa karna thik nhi hota hai sehat ke lie... Yeh lijiye.. (giving water) pani pe lijiye...
KS: Nhi peena hai humko Pushpa Ji...
PS: haan.. Haan.. Kyun maanegi aap hamari baat... (dramatically) Hamare bechare ghareeb masoom lalla ke bhaag hi phoot gye...
KS: Naa Matlab Har jagah aapko apne lalla ke bhaag phootane hi hote hein... Na baat kuch aur Chal rha ho.. Situation kuch aur ho... Lekin nhi..
Aapko toh sudharna hi nhi hai..

HM: (to CC and SS) Yeh dono saas-bahu ki tarah Kyun lad rhe hein?
SS: Kyunki dono saas-bahu hi hein..
HM: (loudly) Kya?
[KS turns towards HM and become shoked. HM too notices KS and smiles]
KS: (shocked) Aap Yahaan?
PS: aap inhe jaanti hein kya?
SS: Arre, Pushpa Ji... Aisa bhi ho sakta hai naa ki inn madam ne kabhi Karishma Madam ko bhi duty par lecture dia hoga.. (taunting tone)
CC: Nhi... Nhi... Santu Ji... Karishma madam ke chehre ka expression dekh kar toh hamare undar ka mahila manovaigyanik e keh raha hai ki baat kuch aur hi hai... Karishma madam toh shocked lag rhi hain...
Billu: Same here!

HM: (to KS) aap Shayad kuch bhul rhi hein SI Karishma Singh..
KS: J.. Ji.. Ji.. (stammered and went to bring her cap)
[Rest all stood confusingly ]
KS: (wearing her cap, she came in front of HM) Jai Hind Maddam Sir! SI Karishma Singh, Mahila Thana Aminabad, reporting!

Rest all: Maddam Sir?!
HM: Ji.. Pushpa Ji.. 😊
KS: (to everyone) Yeh hein Inspector Haseena Malik..
Rest all: Kya? 😨
HM: un..hmm.. (nodded in negative)
Yeh aadhi introduction hai.. Puri toh abhi baaki hai..
[this time KS was too confused. HM went towards the washroom with her handbag and came by wearing Vardi. They still stand confused]

HM: (in announcing voice) Hum hain SHO Haseena Malik.. Aapke Thane ki nayi incharge aur aap sabki senior 😎
[All stood freeze and soon go to get their respective caps]

[At that time, Anubhav reaches the thana and seeing that the situation seems serious, he stood at the entrance only but nobody saw him and even he didn't see HM]
All: (wearing their caps) Jai Hind Maddam Sir!
[HM slowly moved to the side and now AS saw her. His heart started beating fast but he continued to give confused expressions ]
AS: (whispery voice) Haseena Ji.. Yahaan!

HM: Jai hind!
KS: ab... Maddam Sir aap..
HM: Ji Karishma Singh.. Aapne sahi suna... Hum hi hein Yahaan ki nayi SHO..

AS: 👀 (poping his eyes out)

[all lowered their heads ]
HM: Kya hua? Aap log kuch Bol Kyun nhi rhe hein... Boliye (taunting tone)
All: *Silent*
HM: bolenge bhi kya... Karnaame hi kuch Aise hein... Toh aise chalaya jaata hai Thana... (to PS) kaam ke waqt rishtedaroon se Chugliyaan karke... (to SS) selfies kheenchke... (to CC) bematlab ka time pass karke... (to KS) mujrimon se jaanwaron ki tarah pesh aake... Khair, Kyunki ab hum iss Thane ki SHO hein, toh ab chalegi toh Yahaan Sirf hamari marzi hi... Isiliye.. abhi se agar hum ne aap mein se kisiko bhi duty ke time par matargashti karte dekha... Toh yaad rakhiga ki aapki senior hone ke naate,hum aap sabko suspend kar denge...
It that clear?
All: *shocked plus silent*
HM: (loudly) Is that clear!
All: Yes Maddam Sir!
HM: Good! Get back to work!

AS: (who is lost in HM's attitude) Hayee!!

[HM went inside her cabin. KS gave all an angry glare. ]
KS: ab Yahaan khade Kahe hein.. Jaiye sab apna-apna kaam kariye..
[KS notices AS at the entrance]

KS: (patting his shoulder) Anu Bhaiya! AS: (coming to consciousness) Haan.. Ji..
KS: aap yahaan kaise?
AS: woh hum.. Woh.. Woh..
KS: kaa?
AS: haan.. Woh hum aapko yeh jhumke dene aaye the.. (showing the earrings)
KS: Jhumke? Hamare lie? Kyun?
AS: bass Aise hi.. Raste Mein dikh gaye the toh hum le aaye aapke lie... Kya hua? Pasand nhi aaye?
KS: aaye naa Boht pasand aaye
AS: aap udaas Kyun hein?
KS: kuch nhi woh..

"Anubhav Ji.. Aap?"

[as they turn, they see HM in front of her cabin door (jo entrance ke pass hi hai) ]
HM: aap Yahaan?
AS: (again dil dhak dhak) Ji.. Ji.. Woh hum.. Woh.. Haseena Ji.. Woh..
HM: aap thik toh hein naa? Paani?
AS: nhi.. Nhi... Thik hein hum..
HM: aapne bataya nhi ki aap Yahaan.. Kaise..
AS: woh hum Karishma se milne aaye the..
HM: ohh
AS: Haseena Ji...
HM: Ji..
AS: woh hum aapse kuch kehna chaahte the...

To be continued...

Upcoming : Anubhav realises his feelings?

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~Neeyat_Naaz