Author's Note: Sorry for the delay of 9 months.
"Stay here until I get back and don't talk to anyone." I felt myself involuntarily nod before he walked out of the hut. I started walking around the hut as I wondered to myself who lived there. I started to pick up a picture frame when the door swung open and the picture shattered all over the floor.
"What are ye doin' in ma hut!?" I looked to the door and found a massive green ogre staring furiously at me. I felt my knees give out from his handsome eyes.
"I-I-I-I w-was d-d-d-d-dropped h-h-here b-by a-a-a v-vampire." I continued my stuttering cause I'm a little whiny bitch baby, my parents always told me that even though they're dead. I'm able to talk to spirits after all.
"...Vampire? Curse you, Edward... Fine! You can stay until he comes back." The ogre sat down on a huge chair as I nodded and stared down at the shattered picture frame on the floor.
"What are ye lookin' at over there?" The huge ogre asked. I couldn't say anything for fear that he would kick me out. The monster stood up and walked over to me before pushing me out of the way. "Look at what ye did! You've not even been here for 10 minutes and ye already managed to break something!" He started carefully cleaning up the picture frame and looked sorrowfully at the photo.
"W-W-Who i-is t-t-t-that b-b-boy i-in t-t-the ph-ph-ph-ph-ph-ph-ph-photo?" I looked down at the picture to see the ogre holding a small human boy with duo-colored hair and beautiful heterochromia orbs. One so blue that it puts the sky and sapphires to shame and the other so gray that even a Minecraft furnace would be jealous.
The man slowly stood up before asking, "Ye really ask a lot of questions, don't ye? You must be stupid if ye really think-" Before he could finish his sentence, another voice spoke.
"Father, I'm back."
~Stuttering Count~
This chapter: 32
Total: 141
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Y/N Slander
FanfictionI ONLY OWN SOME CHARACTERS. I DO NOT OWN BARRY B. BENSON, JACOB BLACK, EDWARD CULLEN, SHREK, SHOTO TODOROKI OR HARRY STYLES This is basically me being bored and taking Y/N stereotypes and putting them into a story for my friends.