IRON MAN (rick and Morty)

Rickintroduction

This isn't your Alcoholic goofball from C 137
This version
Billionaire play boy with his grandson Morty 
With his family living the good life except for jerry who  is annoying Rick and he can't believe he married his daughter . Jerry lives back at the house they formally lived  in he had no time to spend with family honestly (ok yes he got a drinking issue )
Rick can build anything  and working towards to protect the world made multiverse travel  and a portable gun possible  .
Friends with people from other planets ( if you watch (Rick and morty )
Years  ago .

On his way  protected by the military  to get to a base in Afghanistan too solve the threat with between them and the US  he gave them supplies of missle
Rick was in a suit and tie

Rick drinks his  flask aaaaaalright  places everyone roll the camera action !!
Alright everyone as Sanchez industries we behold the first missile incorporate to our technology  from my family we give you the honorary missile launching team  
They Said the best weapon in when you don't have a fire
I respectfully disagree with your quote on quote

I refer the weapon you only have to fire once that's how my dad did it  and that's how America does it .

Find an excuse to let these off the change and I personally guaranteed won't even come out of there caves .
Rick gave signal to fire

3  missiles  disperse into the sky and spread it out and hit the mountains behind him and blew up the mountains crating a huge explosion

Rick  : and thats the waaay the news goes
The shockwave was enormous everyone watch in ah
The newly improve pulse fire Jericho missile lady's and gentleman
Rick waled over anc ent open a crate with wine and alcohol

Rick took a bottle   With a sip
You can throw in one of these in every purchase  for 500 million or more .
Too *burp peace *( remember this Rick ain't acholic as c-137 rick )
Rick got a call from a bald guy with a beard name Obadiah stain .

Stain : rick
What you doing up
I couldn't sleep how it went
It went great had to drop a bigger shit in the Middle East the usual .
Way to go my boy
Why are you wearing those pajamas I got you
Good night best friend in the whole world I don't know what I can do without you
Call hunged up ...
Rick : that was weird 

Rick got into the vehicle and received  another phone call
It was Beth
Beth :so dad when are you coming home
Rick : ehh I'm planning too  uh...
I'll be there Sweetie how are the kids

Oh  they're  doing great
Summers got As  on her report cards  heading to middle school  she made me a hands painted drawing  ain't it's the sweetest thing a mother to ask for
Uh huh good good...
  ok how's that little rascal doing    To change the subject
Oh morty he's doing alright  but he was stuck between the rails on the stairs and starting crying and pissed his pants  at the same time  an hour ago
That's Typical ...Rick said as a sarcastic remark and rolled his eyes .
Beth replied back what is that suppose to mean !!
Rick pinched his nose : uh anyway how is *can't believe I'm saying this *how's that idiot  of a treating you
Oh jerry he's doing fine . Beth looks at jerry who  was playing with Morty just got stuck in the same place Morty  was in .
Beth can you help me  please
Hold on honey

Beth sigh any who when can you come over for dinner i know you don't spend that much time with us cause of your fame and stuff  and business meeting too
Rick : that's doesn't mean  nothing I couldn't give too shits about that but I got this far but I do want to spend time with y'all I'll be there tomorrow night oooookay . Got a lot of shit to think about .

The soldier next too you ask him can I take a picture with you ?
Rick end the call: ehh what hell it wouldn't hurt .
Rick threw up 2 fingers peace while the front  passenger was ready to take a picture . 
I'm the best in the world nothing can't stop me now !!!said Rick

Little did he know a missile out of nowhere blew up  the other  vehicles in front of them .The vehicle stopped  but everyone that got out to prepare for what's shooting at them was gun down .
The last soilder who was sitting next to him was getting out
They were spamming fire at them

Rick: wait wait get me  a gun ..
Soilder : stay here !!!
He open the door only to get shot threw the head  my an artillery rifle  which pounded the doors of the vehicle

Rickwas in horror  : Jesus  I should of  been prepared!!!!!!!

!!! Ah shit let me see what can I do .. fuck it
Rick went to hide behind the rock and tried to see who it is that's ruining his day
He got out his phone planning to make one last call to Beth but then Beth was calling him
Simultaneously .he was about to answer
He heard a beeping noise only to see It was his own industry rocket.Rick looked in realization in moments before ...

Nononono...*Explosion * the missile exploded  and rick was sent back into the ground with bloody nose the impact had him injured

Rick was dazed his ears were ringing he looked around he was alright but his chest started to bleed

Wha Wha What the hell !!!rick started to unbutton his shirt and  stare at it before getting further to find out why his chest bleeding .
Ahh! Shit

  but he open his eyes repeatedly just to see his Chest  it's leaking blood  and passed out .
He was awake to only find out he was tied up to a chair and  have wound patch on his chest.

How am I'm still alive .....

  Ohhhhh weeeeeee!!!!!

wonder what adventure this going to be leading too .stay tune