Tyrus Onshots

What does TJ stand for?

"Hey you guys want to know what Tj stands for?" Tj chuckled his eyes red and bloodshot. He takes a puff from his marijuana cigarette and a large gulp of his beer. He passes the joint to his twin sister Amber who is currently leaning on Andi for dear life and laughing at nothing in particular. Tj then passes the half-empty bottle of beer down to his boyfriend Cyrus who's wrapped in his letterman jacket and laying on his chest.

"Babyyy that was supposed to be a special thing" Cyrus laughs and pressed into Tj's chest cuddling into his letterman. Yeah he's pretty drunk.

"I like your jacket it's warm and it smells like you" Cyrus sniffs the jacket almost immediately forgetting about the previous subject.

"No Cyrus shut up. Tj you have to tell ussss pleaseeeeee" Andi, who's also pressed into Amber for dear life, leans over almost knocking them both off the bench and onto the gravel that covers the Kippens backyard seating area.

"Fuck- yeah dumbass tell them" Amber, stoned out of her mind helps a dunk Andi back onto the bench fully as she spits profanity's at her brother. Amber passes the joint to Marty who takes a few puffs before passing it to his girlfriend, Buffy, in which he is currently leaning on.

Tj just chuckles and pulls Cyrus closer with that arm that was already around him. Cyrus crawls onto his lap and takes a large gulp of their shared beer as he cuddles into his boyfriend.

"Come on jackass tell us. It's probably something stupid like uh- fuck come on Marty you come up with one" Buffy, who is extremely mean when intoxicated, takes two puffs of the weed before passing it to Jonah. Now Jonah was 3 beers in and one puff away from making out with Walker, his secret boyfriend, in front of his entire friend group.

"Thomas Jimothy" Marty laughs and wraps his other arm around Buffy's waist pulling her closer to kiss at her shoulder.

"Ew gross PDA" Walkers face scrunches up as he takes the joint from Buffy before Jonah can get to it.

"Bitch like Jonah isn't practically sitting on your lap" Tj points out. Cyrus makes satisfied noises, pretty much asleep.

"Yeah and? What about it bitch. Cyrus is actually sitting on your lap" Jonah moves away from Walker almost slipping off. Walker catches him by his belt loop and smiles at him.

"Oh uh thanks man." Jonah gave him a thumbs up and cringed at himself.

"If you guys would all shut the fuck up he would've told us his name by now- woah" Andi leans forward again this time actually falling off the bench taking Amber with her. They laugh and dust the gravel off them. They opt to sit on the ground as that was where Andi kept trying to go apparently.

"Yeah guys I could have told you already" Tj takes the joint from Walker and holds it in his mouth while he moves a now sleeping Cyrus to Andi and Ambers old spot on the bench. He takes the girls blanket and covers up his boyfriend.

"Mean" Andi pouted.

"Rude Tj!" Amber scolded him and Tj couldn't help but be reminded of when they were kids.

"I guess chivalry really is dead isn't it?" Marty's eyes start to water. He's definitely high off his ass.

"Guys guys actually shut the fuck up so Tj can talk" Buffy pats her boyfriends shoulder and does finger guns to Tj.

"It's all you Kippen" Buffy shoots her finger guns at him and death glares anyone who makes a noise.

"Wow that was unexpected. I really did not think you all would care so much" Tj never passed the joint and decided to finish it.

Cyrus who apparently wasn't asleep sits up and leans on to his boyfriend.

"Tj why did you leave me?" Cyrus looks up at Tj with his big brown eyes.

"I'm sorry baby I thought you were asleep how about you tell these dickwads what my name means in return" Tj put an arm around Cyrus as he nods.

"It's Thelonious Jagger because his parents are insane" Cyrus yawns and nuzzles his onto Tjs chest. "Teej you smell like weed"

"That's because I was smoking weed Cy"

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Just another reminder that they're aged up.

I don't know if I'll put more in this one shot book but I had to write this. Also sorry if it's OOC it's been a while since I've seen the show.