danger bitches 🤪🔪
youknowhoiam: i just thought of something
knives: that's never good
blintcarton: i have to disagree with that one. i think sometime tony's ideas don't suck.
starspangledman: HAH! name one. nononono, name three
blintcarton: the one where he said i should install bungee cords in my room so i can swing around everywhere
yeahisurehopeitdoes: or you could just get my powers🤨
ginormousragemonster: he has a point clint
blintcarton: i don't want to hear it kid
knives: ok. but steve said to name three and that's only one.
blintcarton: gee thanks nat i didn't notice
knives: 🙄
toaster: i am sensing sarcasm
blintcarton: i'm literally going to kill someone
spacelesbean: i've only heard one so far
blintcarton: okok here it is:
-put suction cups on the wall to be able to walk around
-a pill where you have heightened sensesyeahisurehopeitdoes: is no one seeing the connection?
starspangledman: yeah tony it looks like u just took the kids powers and made them look like business ideas
youknowhoiam: things get off topic so fast it's so annoying
birdman3: did you truly expect anything else?
youknowhoiam: i'm not answering that question
fridgemagnet: ofc you're not
youknowhoiam: what's that supposed to mean?
fridgemagnet: that is up to you. it's ✨relative✨
youknowhoiam: ANYWAY, i realized something.
we're kind all orphans.
knives: that can't be true right?
starspangledman: everyone who is an orphan say "I"
youknowhoiam: i
blintcarton: i
fridgemagnet: i
redwigglywoos: i
pietrotime: i
yeahisurehopeitdoes: i
ginormousragemonster: i
spacelesbean: i
fastandfurious: i
vestwithpockets: i
strange_itsstrange: i
warmachinerox: i
tictac: i
youknowhoiam: woah woah. the ant dude is an orphan?
tictac: well yeah, i mean i'm a forty five year old dude and my parents had me kind of late. no shit.
youknowhoiam: huh........ carry on
knives: i think we get the idea. but damn.
birdman3: honestly considering how mentally unstable this group of grow ass adults are...i'm truly not surprised.
spacelesbean: i feel like we should take this as a compliment... should we take this as a compliment?
fridgemagnet: i'm pretty sure that everything sam says, he means well. so yes, take that as a component and be proud of your mental instability
redwigglywoos: barnes would know. he goes to a shrink
knives: i could never.
pietrotime: i feel like you would unintentionally scare them away with one look
knives: good
starspangledman: ew. i had a shrink. she was an alcoholic and she told me i needed to work on my issues.
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you guys are really awesome and i'm trying to think of a chapter to stop at...i'm thinking 45 or 50? idk, but i know i want to give myself a goal of some sort.
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