dobby x hedwig (the cunt with feathers)

A gift on the bed

Here I was, a sexy hoses elf dragging Dumbowhore into my Hotel room,

Hi my names dobby and u might be wondering how I got here, well if all started with elf's, and since it's a hard change for elf's to get pregnant I was a miracle, fast-forward a couple years I fell in love with a owl, and that so owl decides to be a whore with the head Master master...masterbate. Anyways I took him of a date and we went to a concert and that's where it all happened

As I was picking my nose cutie patootie, I saw that dumberfore was looking at me, I pulled him by the beard , At first I wondered why it felt like peanut butter but I put that aside as I whispered into his ear "do u lactate?"

"Yes I do" he said calmly,

"Good I'm thirsty" and laid down on the floor where all these people dancing to the concert, I scratched out their legs until they moved away giving me space that I deserve, Then dummby pulls out one of his breasts and sings a song

🎶Lactose don't lactate like me🎶

🎶my boobies are so magical🎶

🎶the boobie gods help me lactate for me🎶

And then he was Lactating over the floor, Then soon enough he passed out, you see I read his diary, he can lactate but it makes him pass out and fun fact really really sad fact, he's dyslexic so I'm surprised he's lived this long,

And now we are up to date, as I Drag is fat ass into my hotel room, as I get there I up him in the shower and turn it on and leave him there, as I made my way to the bed I say something on it,

A hamster? No it's to big to be one, a pinecone? No. As I got closer it was a big turd on my bed with a note Digged into it with it saying dobby in red crayon, i crab the note and it made sense now,

The letter was from Amber heard, I open the letter and try my best to read it, it's a little hard with her writing because she's dyslexic and cant spell for shit, the letter was telling me that she wants to use me as a witness in court, then on the bottom of ridden in blood was the words "lie to make me look good"

This bitch

I will agree to go to court to talk but little does she know I read Willy Wonka fanfics

I know who's side I'm on

To be (cunt)inued

A/n: fun fact I actually have read  a Willy Wonka fanfic before (don't ask)