dobby x hedwig (the cunt with feathers)

My cat

I was so upset... Dumbledore and hedwig? Omg

I really thought this could be love, I mean I plucked my kitty just from hedwig...

And now I have one of those ugly hairless cats running around the school, which reminded me I haven't seen my cat in days, and I'm not talking about my bussy

I thought to myself that maybe I should go find my pussy and maybe that would get my mind off of hedwig

As I walked around the school and decide to check the potions room, as I walked into the class that was in session

I decided to look under the desks

" OK now class open your books and turn to page whatever, I see that Hermione is missing so I must go look for her, she's probably in the girls bathroom so I will be checking there first" I heard professor Snape say in front of the class

I was a bit scared of Professor Snape seeing me, he always quite intimidated me, like in 50 shades of gray, I want to have a shower with him...I mean-

I was under the desk and then I stoped at one desk in particular, I was right under Draco Malfoy's desk and I heard him talking to his friends

"Yeah my parents just gave me the talk, I still think I'm a little to young for it but I'm mature for my age anyways" draco said

"But draco your 16..-" one of his friends said

"I know, pretty young right? Anyways I'll tell you some stuff since you virgins won't understand, the boy has a thing called a penis and he puts that into the girls v@gina then the girl then starts acting like she owns that penis-"

I didn't want to hear anymore so I moved on and kept crawling soon I was under Ron's desk and heard there Conversation"

"Hey Harry" rom said

"Hey Ron...I saw you beating it off the other day tiny or should I call you speedy?"

"Harry I know you jack off to my sister all the time"

"Hey let's get off the topic for sisters, since I just got off ours"

Then Luna joined in with the conversation "are you guys talking about Ron's sister? She's one hottie" she said and walked alway

Then Harry turned to Ron " I know that your gay"

I started getting bored at this conversation so I left the class room to try and find my cat somewhere else

As I was makeing my way to the dining hall I saw a group of shuffle puffs crying

"Omg are you guys still crying about Cedric dickgree? I heard he a Virgin... pretty funny if you ask me"

Then one of the girls spoke up "that's really funny" she said in a sarcastic voice "would be even funnier if he wasn't died"

"What ever" I said as I walked alway from the house with only virgins

I decided to go the the bathroom to see if my pussy was there, as I made my way in I heard someone crying, Who is myrtle again, I think she's a pisces with all the fucking crying she does, look holy shit just shut the fuck up.

Then I saw it wasn't Myrtle crying this time it was neville longass crying

it's funny how much he's crying sounds like a little girl

He sees me and then I saw myrtle was there too, but thing time she wasn't crying,

"You better get out dobby" Neville says as we runs away crying "she's a ghost and a bitch"

Myrtle was bullying Neville again so as a good person I decided to tell a adult about it-

Nah I'm just kidding... I don't give a fuck

Anyways I left the bathroom and walked to the tower where they have all the owls to see if my pussy was there, as I walked up I finally saw my pussy

But-

My pussy was fighting a owl... and not just any owl... it was hedwig

"Omg pussy stop!" I yelled but my pussy didn't stop, I decided to call for help "help my pussy gone crazy"

No one came so I decided to stop this fight on my own, I grab my pussy And let go

Then I went to my cat and stopped the fight and right before I was about to leave I heard something

"Who who ... who who who who...who"

It was hedwig, I knew what she was saying 'thanks you.... for saving my life.. dobby'

I didn't say anything I was just shocked they she knew my name...

That same day I gave my cat to Ron to eat

It was a long day but it was Worth it to know that hedwig actually knows I exist