Imagines

Arny

How I think Arny (aka birlap_) would be in a relationship.

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- Clever yet stupid pick up lines
"Baby it's cold outside... would you like some wood?"

- This man definitely lasts a LONG time in bed

- Will go for hours

- Will want to have sex just about anywhere at any time

- Is a switch, but a gentle dom

- Makes sure you finish first, at least once, but preferably multiple times

- Immediately after finishing he goes "Round 2?"

- Degrades you, but not much or any name calling. ie. "Slut, whore, etc."

- Will call you pathetic

- More praise than degrading

- Very gentle but will pin you down without hesitation

- Teasing. Lots and lots of teasing.

- Will cover your mouth and say "shut up"

- Public play? Yes.

- Probably has an assortment of ⚡️toys⚡️

- Uses Trojan condoms, specifically the Twisted Pleasure (we know this because of Kane's YouTube video. Thank you Kane)

- Constantly hitting on you even though you're dating

- Will randomly touch/grab your butt

- Will (accidentally or not) call you mommy if you top him

- Wants to hear you make noise in bed

- Want you to beg to finish, but won't stop afterwards

- Eye contact.

- He has a mirror in front of his bed

- Likes to see handprints on his mirror

- Probably not a lot (or any) impact play

- Choking? Yes.

- Always uses protection, even if you're on birth control

- Loves watching you struggle

- Lots of hickies

- Loves if you call him Daddy

- Likes seeing you in spicy clothing but will beat the shit out of anyone who says anything about it

- 69

- Will freak out if the condom breaks

- Will have you lay on his chest for most aftercare

- Aftercare consists of food and cuddles and watching a comfort show until you both fall asleep.

- Will always hold you close

- Cleans up first but then nonstop cuddles

- Would love if you cleaned or cooked in spicy outfits

- Forehead kisses even if you're taller

- Will pull your hair, but then combs it or fixes it afterwards

- Will try (almost) anything once

- Has at least a 4" dick

- Loves brats.

- Will make you say his name when you finish

- Makes sure you finish first

- Would (probably) like it if you did some under-the-desk support while he's gaming

- Randomly asks you the safe word to make sure you're ok and remember it

- His favorite words to degrade with are; pathetic, worthless, bitch, etc.

- Would fuck you when you're on your period, but would be scared to because he doesn't want to actually hurt you

- If you started your period during sex he would flip out and think he hurt you

- Wouldn't have a threesome if you're dating

- VERY possessive

- Obsessed with you.

- Always wants to be near you

- Will randomly come up behind you and shower you with kisses

- Would love to shower together

- Wants you to make as much noise as possible

- Wants you to hang out with his friends sometimes, but would much rather have you alone

- If anyone touches you or says anything, he's throwing hands on sight

- Would let you play with his hair after sex

- Boobies. Boobies. Loves boobies.

- Doesn't care if you have stretch marks or scars, thinks you're beautiful no matter what

- Will constantly tell you that you are beautiful

- Prefers you to swallow, not spit

- Always horny, and wants to see how often he can do it and where

- Doesn't say "thank you" but instead says "good girl"

- Will fight for you

- Always makes time for you

- Would go shopping with you and surprise you later with stuff he bought when you weren't looking

- Will always insist on paying for dinner

- His "present" for almost anything is sex, gifts come later but sex is the best present.

- Will baby you

- Wants to be the little spoon, but will never admit it or ask for it

- Says "I love you" constantly

- Would be ok if you fell asleep watching tv or movies

- Won't sleep but will still cuddle you if you are tired

- Constantly reminds you that you're his

- Make him coffee and it'll make his day

- If you made him something (like jewelry) he'd wear it every day without fail

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If y'all have any more ideas/thoughts please comment them!