Warrior Cat Spoofs!!

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Skyheart: *training Ghostpaw* So, how do we do the hunting crouch?

Ghostpaw: NO!! I want a cookie!

Skyheart: No.

Ghostpaw: I want an IGUANA.

Skyheart: *sigh* Here we go again...

Ghostpaw: I want a dog.

Skyheart: Dogs kill cats.

Ghostpaw: I want a cat.

Skyheart: you are a cat!

Ghostpaw: I'm a dog I want a cat!

Skyheart: No.

Ghostpaw: Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!

Skyheart: I'm taking you to the medicine cat...

Ghostpaw: NOOOOOOO! I WANT A DOG!!

Skyheart: I thought u wanted a cat.

Ghostpaw: I want a cat!!

Skyheart: will u train if I get u a cat?

Ghostpaw: Yus.

Skyheart: ok then...? *runs back to camp*

*back at camp*

Skyheart: *runs into nursery* Hi!!

Skyheart: *runs out of camp with 3 of Wildstar's kits*

Smallflight: Quick! Give her chocolate!!

Bigstep: Too late...

*Back in the forest*

Skyheart: *runs in with 3 kits* here, ur cats. Now can we train??

Ghostpaw: No! I want a twoleg!!

Skyheart: NO!

Ghostpaw: *shrinks away* *small voice* can I have a puppy then?

Skyheart: *crazed grin* No.... >:

Ghostpaw: Skyheart?

*5 mins later*

Skyheart: *bouncing up and down trees and yowling* YEAHHH!! SLEFIEEEE!! CHOCOLATE!! HYPERNESSSSSSSS

Ghostpaw: *goes to Starclan*

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