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Firestar: today, we will-

Hollyleaf: KILL ALL THE EVIL HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: today, we will-

Lionblaze: SPY ON SHARPIECLAN!!!!!!

Firestar: today, we will-

Jayfeather: PLEAD STARCLAN FOR AWESOMENESS AND TO TAKE AWAY MY BLINDNESS!!!!! Wait.... Naw I love being blind!

Firestar: FU** OFF U 3!!!!!!

*jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze f**** off*

Firestar: today, we will have a-

Ferncloud: KIT PARTY!!!!!!

Firestar: NOOOOOOOO!

Ferncloud: loser.....

Firestar: Today, we will have a pa-

Dustpelt: GET ON WITH IT!!

Firestar: ARRRRH! BRAMBLECLAW! COME HERE!!!! *brambleclaw comes to him* KILL DUSTPELT!!!!

Brambleclaw: NEVER!!!! *kills Firestar with x-ray vision* ALL HAIL ME!!!!! BRAMBLELOVERSTARPANCAKES!!!!!!

Thunderclan: *slowly run away* HE'S GONE MAD!!!

Graystripe: *last cat left* Hotdogs!!! COME AND GET SOME HOTDOGS!!!! ONLY $100000000000000000000000000000000000000 A CENTREMETER!!!!

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