As gale sidney and Jake made it to woodsboro high school as they were at the film club room as the presidents of the club Charlie and robbie
Charlie: okay cinema club we are now in session welcome tell you a little bit about ourselves we are a sanctioned after school activity one roll below the glee club two above Nintendo wii fit
(Class laughs)
Charlie: and let me just say to our guests sidney and Jake Robertson it's an honor
(As the class applauded)
Charlie: the first and probably only power couple's in horror history
Robbie: I mean this is the ultimate
Jake: thank you
Sidney: thanks I guess um this you filmed your entire high school experience and what post it on the net
(Noticing the camera headset on Robbie)
Robbie: everybody will be doing it someday soon
Charlie: it's kind of the one component
The killer is missing
Gale: wait what do you mean
Charlie: well if you want to be the new New version the killer should be filming the murders
Robbie: it's like the natural next step in a psycho slasher innovation I mean you film them all real time and before you get caught you upload them into cyberspace
Charlie: making your art as immortal as you not to implicate me
Robbie: not to implicate him
Jake: so who do you think is behind the murders
Charlie: well it's a stab fanatic clearly working on less of a shrinkal and more of a scream make
Robbie: copyright attorneys by the way
Charlie: because all there are now are remakes only horror of the studios Green Light I mean there are still rules but the rules have changed the unexpected is the new cliche
Robbie: yeah you gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off dollop some flashy music video direction and the kills gotta be way more extreme
Charlie: modern audiences get savvy to the rules of the originals so the reversals become the new standard
In fact the most surefire way to survive a modern horror movie you pretty much have to be gay
Gale: so why are you so sure that the killer's working by the rules of a horror remake
Robbie: well the original stab structure is pretty apparent
Charlie: two kids killed in a house and their parents are away
Robbie: and then the school's hot chick killed savage beyond recognition
Charlie: we all know where it goes from there
Jake: a party
Charlie: exactly a party guaranteed third act main cast bloodbath
Robbie: fingers crossed on some nudity for a change
Gale: okay so do you know of a party that's happening tonight
Charlie: well there's stab athon
Sidney: stab athon
Charlie: uh it's a movie marathon all seven stabs back to back we do it every year
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Fanfictionthis is what if sidney had a best friend since kindergarten jake Robertson was the only one she trusted as the killings in woodsboro start happening as they stick together and try to survive and discover feelings for each other (All rights go to mar...
