Potatoes, Carrots, and Tour Busses (One Direction Fan Fiction)

Chapter 9

Maria's POV

"MARIA GET YOUR PURTY ARSE DOWN HERE! WE NEED TO LEAVE LIKE NOW!! WE CAN'T BE LATE!!!" Perrie's angelic voice drifts into my room.

I chuckle and finish putting my mascara on. The boys have finished their tour and are back in London. I'm dating Niall, Bhumi is dating Louis, Layla is dating Harry, Danielle (New bffl) is dating Liam, and Perrie (also new bffl) is with Zayn.

"Comin babe!"

I grab my lavender jaguar (case) iPhone and sashay out my room.

"Want you back! Wa-want you back! Want you back! Ugh!"

I yell and at the bottom of the steps I hip thrust then pose with a duck face.

"Attractive, Maria." Bhumi rolls her eyes.

"I can do it much much better." She says snapping her fingers then strutting to where I was.

"Want you back! Ugh!"

On the ugh she thrusts and starts twerking.

"Yeah Bhumi! It's ya birthday! It's yea birthday!!" We all cheer clapping our hands.

"Guys we are 5 min late!! C'mon!!" Perrie says dragging Layla by her hand toward the door.

"RAPE! RAPE! SOMEONE! ANYONE! RAPE!!"

Layla screams also laughing at the same time. I was laughing so hard at Perrie's face when she dropped Layla's hand I looked like a retarded seal clapping.

"You look like a retarded seal clapping. Yup that is a way to get the guys." Bhumi says pointing at me.

"Shut up!" I yell and we all leave to Perrie's car. When we get in the car we instantly turn the radio on high.

"LET'S GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN!.." We half scream half sing.

~~~~~~30min later~~~~~~~

We all are secretly coming into the building through the back doors where One Direction will have a performance and an interview after.

"Hey, sweetums." Niall breathes on my neck.

I didn't see him before, ps I'm easily scared, so what Niall did just know made me jump about 1243665899543680 ft in the air screaming,

"HOLY GUACAMOLE! ALFONZO SAVE MEEHH!!"

I land on the floor in a crouch position and go into armadillo mode. I look up and find Niall on the floor next to me in pain.

Apparently when I jumped my foot made contact with his man part and I jump high so I guess he got hit there hard.

"Sorry baby cheeks!"

I crawl to him and cradle his face. I lift it up and gently kiss his lips then his forehead.

"C'mon we got to hurry you're about to go on soon."

I say picking him up and slinging his arm over my shoulder. In the mean time Danielle was cuddling with Liam, Layla was making out with Harry, Perrie and Zayn saw what happened and were bright red trying not to explode with laughter but when they saw Niall's face they blew up.

Louis and Bhumi on the other hand were putting sardines in the interviewer's shoes because he went somewhere to get a foot massage and left his shoes here. Bad idea dude, bad idea.

After that, Bhumi and Louis put peanut butter on Paul's sleeping head and all over his hair. Oh and they didn't forget the jelly. They smothered that on his face and arms.