Crazy beach (childe x scaramouche)

Idk what this is

Scaramouche was having a lovely day when childe came up to him and invited him to lunch. Scaramouche looked at childe in shock " how dare he think I would do that!" Scaramouche thought and he denied childe.

Later on......

Some dude came up to scaramouche and talked to him for a bit his name a was debate club. A little later scaramouche and debate club was at his house watching movies and eating popcorn and after that scara went to sleep.

When scaramouche wakes up....

Scaramouche wakes up in a unfamiliar but familiar place he was getting worried when.. he heard a voice an oddly familiar voice...

Childe: hello comrade.. *chuckles*

Scara: h-huh why are y-you d-doing this??...

Childe: it's because I love you so much comrade~~~~

Scara: well I don't like you back so can you let me go?...

Childe: no can do comrade!!!

Scara: I already like someone get over it!!

Childe: I don't really car-

Childe was interrupted by a loud bang and he turns around to see a man with his broken door. Childe charged at the man attacking him but he was to weak and slow so the man dodged. After a while of fighting the guy won the fight and saved scaramouche.

???: are you ok darling??~

Scara: d-debate club how d-did you know I was her???

Debate: because I saw that man with you and it seemed suspicious and my suspicions were correct!!

Scara: oh.. thank you for saving me babe- I-I mean debate club..

Debate: what was that darling??~~

Scara: n-nothing!! Let's just get back home!!!

They got and and debate club was about to leave but scaramouche tugged at his hand turned him around and kissed him.

Scara: I-IM SO SORRY I-I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR CONSENT!!...

Debate: it's ok darling *kisses*

Debate club leaves about but scaramouche stops him and says he loves him and they kiss date marry have Kiss get a dog and live a good life.

The end~~~