"cmon y/n let's go! we're gonna miss the sale!" hermione yelled down to me.
"ok ok, hold up!" i yelled back down the stairs. i grabbed my purse, and started sprinting down the stairs.
i was out of breath when i got down to them. i leaned over and started hyperventilating next to hermione.
"jesus, who killed you on the way down here?" she asked sarcastically.
i caught my breath and looked up at her. "you dumbass." i said.
she laughed, and grabbed my hand as we started walking out of the castle. before i could leave the common room somebody grabbed my other hand and pulled me back.
"where are you going love?" fred asked into my ear.
"oh nowhere, me and hermione are going shopping. you wouldn't be interested would you?" i asked him.
he made a fart noise with his tongue like a child, and shook his head. "ewww shopping gross." he stuck his tongue out at me again.
i laughed, kissing his lips softly. "bye baby, i love you." i said before turning back to hermione.
"i love you too!! don't get lost without me!" he yelled back to me.
"i won't!" i laughed and turned back to hermione. she nudged my side and rolled her eyes.
"when will you guys stop being so weird like that? it's annoying sometimes." she asked.
i laughed. "maybe when you finally get the guts to ask pansy out, pansy." (get cus like pansy means ur a wimp, i'm sorry i'll leave you alone now)
she rolls her eyes and continues to walk down to hogesmade with me.
~ time skip ~
me and mione made it down to hogesmade, and now we're stopping a woman's clothing store.
hermione pulls me inside saying, "oh my god, you would like amazing in this, and this, oh my gosh and this one!!"
i laughed and smile at her childish behavior, not the kind you would expect from hermione granger.
"hermione jesus hold on, let me pick the ones i like." i say, she rolls her eyes and runs over to another section of the store.
i look around the laungerie section for a little while, until i come across one. it's a light pink with lace bra and thong. "i would look so fucking hot in this thing." i think to myself.
i grab my size, and head to the changing rooms to try it on. i set down my stuff and lock the door behind me, grabbing the new set.
after a few minutes, i have it on. i twirl around and see my hair spin around my head. "damn he's gonna drool all over me in this" i think.
i change out of it and walk about to front of the store. i see hermione already with a bag waiting for me.
she winks and i roll my eyes, winking back at her playfully. the cashier asks, "is this all for you today?"
"yes please." i say back.
"alright you total is going to be **** today." she smiles.
i hand her the money, thanking her and walking over to hermione. "what'd you get?" she asks, peering into my bag.
"i'll show you later, but i can tell you somebody's gonna like it." i wink at her and flip my hair sarcastically. she fake gags and nudges my side.
"tmi girl, tmi." she says. i laugh and we start our journey back up to the castle.
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fred weasley one shots :)
Fanfictionhey y'all! so i have a really weird obsession with fred, so i figured i would make a book about it! and okay, HE DOESNT DIE PEOPLE! HE NEVER WILL GOT IT! sorry, just had to smush that into your brain. enjoy though!